Surely as men it’s time for us to unite and close ranks

[Tony C]

They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:

He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** T

[Pat Vegas]

He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** T

he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.

[PSRB]

he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.

He does quite an amusing little cameo on Jack Whitehall's Travels with my Father when he throws him in a hotel fountain

[Sir C]

They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:

I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

[PSRB]

I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

You are Michael Owen

[Sir C]

You are Michael Owen

Wait, not Jason Statham or Arnold Schwarzeneger either.

[Pat Vegas]

I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

You are missing out Sir C.

a lot of them are the same thing though.

as a kid I was intrigued by Mr Seagal as the other kids at school would talk about them. I would then look at the back of the TV guide where it would have those adverts for 10 videos for £1 and think it would be nice to order those. video club scams.

[Sir C]

You are missing out Sir C.

a lot of them are the same thing though.

as a kid I was intrigued by Mr Seagal as the other kids at school would talk about them. I would then look at the back of the TV guide where it would have those adverts for 10 videos for £1 and think it would be nice to order those. video club scams.

I enjoyed Rocky IV so I can't add wossisname to my list.

[Pat Vegas]

I enjoyed Rocky IV so I can't add wossisname to my list.

You are missing some tremendous stories.
Seagal is a chef who deals with some mental terrorist types (non allan)
one time it's on a boat then next time it's on a train.

As for van damme. he goes to the orient and fights in weird tournaments.
or there is a bunch of crazy rich blokes who have nothing else to do so they pay homeless chaps to play a game where they have to reach a certain part of the town. They give them a head start and then they chase them down and hunt them for sport.
unfortunately one of these men is the father of van damme and he want's to sort this out.

[Luis Anaconda]

I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

48 Hours, Prince of Tides, Thin Red Line, Mulholland Falls, Cape Fear - not sure Nick Nolte deserves mentioning with those action flick dudes.

Also Steven Seagal's Under Siege has a couple of good points in it

[Pat Vegas]

48 Hours, Prince of Tides, Thin Red Line, Mulholland Falls, Cape Fear - not sure Nick Nolte deserves mentioning with those action flick dudes.

Also Steven Seagal's Under Siege has a couple of good points in it

These couple of good points? the bit when she comes out of the cake?

[Luis Anaconda]

These couple of good points? the bit when she comes out of the cake?

:hide: That would be a sexist thing to point out, p. Would I do that :sherlock:

Actually also has Tommy Lee Jones and the wonderfully mad Gary Busey - what is not to love?

[Pat Vegas]

:hide: That would be a sexist thing to point out, p. Would I do that :sherlock:

Actually also has Tommy Lee Jones and the wonderfully mad Gary Busey - what is not to love?

:nod: I really quite like it, I have a Seagal boxset that was in a HMV sale years ago for £20 can't go wrong.
Includes Executive Decision which I like though he's hardly in it.

[Luis Anaconda]

:nod: I really quite like it, I have a Seagal boxset that was in a HMV sale years ago for £20 can't go wrong.
Includes Executive Decision which I like though he's hardly in it.

I always hated him since he married Kelly LeBrock

[Ash]

You are Michael Owen

No, I'm Michael Owen.

Fillums* are a bit shít imo.

Stoopid, predictable, Hollywood tropes.

*Not all films.

[Pat Vegas]

No, I'm Michael Owen.

Fillums* are a bit shít imo.

Stoopid, predictable, Hollywood tropes.

*Not all films.

I don't watch many films. I prefer a long winded series. I am now watching twin peaks.

[PSRB]

I always hated him since he married Kelly LeBrock

Weird Science & The Woman in Red :-p

Not looking quite so clever these days, mind

[Luis Anaconda]

Weird Science & The Woman in Red :-p

Not looking quite so clever these days, mind

:hehe: No - quite rough indeed. We'll always have those memories though

[Ash]

I don't watch many films. I prefer a long winded series. I am now watching twin peaks.

:nod: Cherry Pie!

Had you noticed that the title music is basically a slowed down version of "Loco-motion". It took me a while to notice but I found myself with 'Do The Loco-motion' on the brain (and it is a fine song) the day after watching an episode and eventually it clicked.

[Pat Vegas]

:nod: Cherry Pie!

Had you noticed that the title music is basically a slowed down version of "Loco-motion". It took me a while to notice but I found myself with 'Do The Loco-motion' on the brain (and it is a fine song) the day after watching an episode and eventually it clicked.

I will look out for this when I watch the next episode.
the missus always wants to skip the intro theme but I find it very relaxing

[redgunamo]

They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:

Somebody called Louis CK too, whomever he may be when he's at home.

[Ash]

I will look out for this when I watch the next episode.
the missus always wants to skip the intro theme but I find it very relaxing

There's also the other bit of dramatic incidental music that was used on a famous dance track. Can't remember what it was called.

[SWv2]

There's also the other bit of dramatic incidental music that was used on a famous dance track. Can't remember what it was called.

Go - Moby.

:nod:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Sl0wMz95w

[Ash]

Go - Moby.

:nod:



:thumbup: :music:

[Burney]

I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

I’ve seen films with all these people in, which means I am clearly a thick cùnt. :-(

48 Hours with Nick Nolte was good. As was Crank with the Stath.

Time Cop and Under Siege were utter wànk, however.

[Burney]

Somebody called Louis CK too, whomever he may be when he's at home.

A comic much beloved of Monty. Never seen his stuff, however.

Likes to wànk at women, apparently.

[Sir C]

A comic much beloved of Monty. Never seen his stuff, however.

Likes to wànk at women, apparently.

Oh he's good alright. Funny, you know?

I don't know about the wánking. I'm afraid I need more than a denunciation to make a judgement. :thoughtcriminal:

[Sir C]

I’ve seen films with all these people in, which means I am clearly a thick cùnt. :-(

48 Hours with Nick Nolte was good. As was Crank with the Stath.

Time Cop and Under Siege were utter wànk, however.

Oh I've definitely seen 48 Hours, if it's the one with Eddie Murphy. I must be a thick **** too. :-(

[Burney]

Oh he's good alright. Funny, you know?

I don't know about the wánking. I'm afraid I need more than a denunciation to make a judgement. :thoughtcriminal:

Who are these chaps who go around wànking at women? Seems an odd thing to do to me.

[Sir C]

Who are these chaps who go around wànking at women? Seems an odd thing to do to me.

It strikes me as potentially undignified. You know, it could all get a little awkward.

Upon reflection, I have decided not to partake in this new craze. Like the Pokemon thing, it's simply not for me.