Someone should advise Priti Patel to stop smirking. In politics, when one

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

transgresses it is vital to at least appear contrite.

I don't think looking like your clunge piece is hairier even than Nigella's helps your case either.

[PSRB]

transgresses it is vital to at least appear contrite.

I don't think looking like your clunge piece is hairier even than Nigella's helps your case either.

Mind you, if I knew I was going to be sacked then I wouldn't bother flying home early

[Peter]

transgresses it is vital to at least appear contrite.

I don't think looking like your clunge piece is hairier even than Nigella's helps your case either.

Her other slight issue is always going to be the fact that she is thicker than pig ****.

One of the least capable politicians I have ever met (and I tend to meet the thickest ones)......

[Ash]

one of the least capable politicians i have ever met (and i tend to meet the thickest ones)......

**** clang ****

[Peter]

**** clang ****

Oh yes, I am incredibly proud to have met her. I dont think she was even an MP at that point, just a candidate.

Unbelievably thick.

[Luis Anaconda]

Mind you, if I knew I was going to be sacked then I wouldn't bother flying home early

You might if you were in Uganda

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh yes, I am incredibly proud to have met her. I dont think she was even an MP at that point, just a candidate.

Unbelievably thick.

You don't suppose she got where she is as a token indian do you p? Or maybe even sucking cocks?

[Sir C]

Oh yes, I am incredibly proud to have met her. I dont think she was even an MP at that point, just a candidate.

Unbelievably thick.

She's not unattractive, mind. Carrying a little timber, perhaps, but that can add to the fun.

[Peter]

You don't suppose she got where she is as a token indian do you p? Or maybe even sucking cocks?

I wouldn't presume to suppose anything other than the fact that an uncluttered mind is not considered a bad thing in appointing a minister.