sexual harassment update.

[Pat Vegas]

Of the ongoing advances I have received at work I told her to stop.

She carries on and it gets on my tits. from stupid stuff like asking for my number trying to add me on facebook and asking me very weird questions in the middle of the office out loud.

such as how do I wake up my wife and how do I wake her up.

I am very close to telling her to **** off.

[Sir C]

Of the ongoing advances I have received at work I told her to stop.

She carries on and it gets on my tits. from stupid stuff like asking for my number trying to add me on facebook and asking me very weird questions in the middle of the office out loud.

such as how do I wake up my wife and how do I wake her up.

I am very close to telling her to **** off.

Can we please get a pic? Otherwise how can we make a judgement?

[IUFG]

Of the ongoing advances I have received at work I told her to stop.

She carries on and it gets on my tits. from stupid stuff like asking for my number trying to add me on facebook and asking me very weird questions in the middle of the office out loud.

such as how do I wake up my wife and how do I wake her up.

I am very close to telling her to **** off.

#MeToo innit, f

But, SC is quite right. Where is the pic?

[Pokster]

#MeToo innit, f

But, SC is quite right. Where is the pic?

Why do you want a picture of Fash? To decide if you want to sexually harass him or not?

[Pokster]

Of the ongoing advances I have received at work I told her to stop.

She carries on and it gets on my tits. from stupid stuff like asking for my number trying to add me on facebook and asking me very weird questions in the middle of the office out loud.

such as how do I wake up my wife and how do I wake her up.

I am very close to telling her to **** off.

Tell her you are reporting her to HR if she doesn't stop, warn her in an email and copy her manager in ... list what she has been doing and that you find it uncomfortable and want it to stop.

then think of all the money you can make off the company when it doesn't do anything about it

[Pat Vegas]

Can we please get a pic? Otherwise how can we make a judgement?

There is no picture required here.
She could be a supermodel or a pig it wouldn't matter. it's not appropriate in the workplace.

she's got a squashed face imo.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

There is no picture required here.
She could be a supermodel or a pig it wouldn't matter. it's not appropriate in the workplace.

she's got a squashed face imo.

therefore she has a fanny therefore you, as a man, have a duty to take one for the team and plough into that fanny.

You're not some kind of whiney faggot sissy boy are ya Fash?

[SWv2]

Tell her you are reporting her to HR if she doesn't stop, warn her in an email and copy her manager in ... list what she has been doing and that you find it uncomfortable and want it to stop.

then think of all the money you can make off the company when it doesn't do anything about it

All sage advice P but you left out that he needs to ask her for a quick picture before the above.

I am 100% with Sir C on this, a picture is absolutely essential to allow us to advise further.

[Sir C]

therefore she has a fanny therefore you, as a man, have a duty to take one for the team and plough into that fanny.

You're not some kind of whiney faggot sissy boy are ya Fash?

I commend your candour here, h. Sometimes a gentleman simply has to do his duty. Clearly the young lady has expressed a desire, and f's only proper response would be to get stuck up it.

[SWv2]

therefore she has a fanny therefore you, as a man, have a duty to take one for the team and plough into that fanny.

You're not some kind of whiney faggot sissy boy are ya Fash?

Be honest with us H, did you choose to become a plumber based on hours of watching naughty movies and the invariable plumber calls to door scene.

“Oh I have blocked pipes down the back passage, can you help”.

[Burney]

Of the ongoing advances I have received at work I told her to stop.

She carries on and it gets on my tits. from stupid stuff like asking for my number trying to add me on facebook and asking me very weird questions in the middle of the office out loud.

such as how do I wake up my wife and how do I wake her up.

I am very close to telling her to **** off.

Fùckssake, f, just bang her. Other than obsession, bunny-boiling, castration, murder and divorce, how badly wrong can it go?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I commend your candour here, h. Sometimes a gentleman simply has to do his duty. Clearly the young lady has expressed a desire, and f's only proper response would be to get stuck up it.

As we used to say back when I was in trade, "get it right up her guts mate"

[Sir C]

As we used to say back when I was in trade, "get it right up her guts mate"

I'm not sure there is any need for vulgarity, h, but I understand the sentiment.

[Peter]

Can we please get a pic? Otherwise how can we make a judgement?

Indeed, without a picture we cant even assess whether it is sexual harassment.

[Peter]

As we used to say back when I was in trade, "get it right up her guts mate"

Jesus, H. God knows I am hardly a champion of the women's movement but even I find that a bit much.....

I think it was the italics that pushed it over the edge.

[barrybueno]

Be honest with us H, did you choose to become a plumber based on hours of watching naughty movies and the invariable plumber calls to door scene.

“Oh I have blocked pipes down the back passage, can you help”.

Robin Askwith has a lot to answer for imo

[Pat Vegas]

what if I at least get her to buy some stuff first?

[Pokster]

what if I at least get her to buy some stuff first?

Well she certainly wants to strum something of yours

[Pat Vegas]

Well she certainly wants to strum something of yours

It's happening all the the place.
a fried of my wife keeps asking about me and wants guitar lessons now :-(

how times have changed.

[Luis Anaconda]

what if I at least get her to buy some stuff first?

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