What's clear from all this Westminster grope stuff is that senior UK politicians will

[Burney]

try it on with some right old biffers.

Julia Hartley-Brewer? Kate Maltby? Alison Pearson? Does rising to some of the highest offices in the land not raise one's sights a bit higher than that? Deary me. You wouldn't catch French or American politicians feeling up women of that standard.

I think our politicians need to buck their ideas up a bit.

[Sir C]

try it on with some right old biffers.

Julia Hartley-Brewer? Kate Maltby? Alison Pearson? Does rising to some of the highest offices in the land not raise one's sights a bit higher than that? Deary me. You wouldn't catch French or American politicians feeling up women of that standard.

I think our politicians need to buck their ideas up a bit.

I'm just upset that it appears that for years, all the chaps around me have been enjoying that sweet, sweet gropey action, while I've been missing out. :-(

[Burney]

I'm just upset that it appears that for years, all the chaps around me have been enjoying that sweet, sweet gropey action, while I've been missing out. :-(

I know. :-( Being brought up to be respectful, polite and decent is a bugger, isn't it? :-( One misses out on so much, it seems.

[redgunamo]

try it on with some right old biffers.

Julia Hartley-Brewer? Kate Maltby? Alison Pearson? Does rising to some of the highest offices in the land not raise one's sights a bit higher than that? Deary me. You wouldn't catch French or American politicians feeling up women of that standard.

I think our politicians need to buck their ideas up a bit.

Yes. Conquests are rather like pound notes; it's quantity rather than quality that counts.

So I gather.