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Burney
10-30-2017, 11:18 AM
Buying this thing as a Christmas present would seem to me a genuinely superb way of ensuring that the recipient loses a digit before the New Year. :thumbup:

Equally, if anyone buys it for you, they hate you. :-(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvkWwp_Xzq8

Sir C
10-30-2017, 11:20 AM
Buying this thing as a Christmas present would seem to me a genuinely superb way of ensuring that the recipient loses a digit before the New Year. :thumbup:

Equally, if anyone buys it for you, they hate you. :-(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvkWwp_Xzq8

Can't they stop fúcking about with stuff? There's nothing wrong with a knife.

Pat Vegas
10-30-2017, 11:21 AM
Can't they stop fúcking about with stuff? There's nothing wrong with a knife.

Is Ronco still about?
I want one of his pasta making machines, if you call within the next 30 minutes you get a free sausage making attachment :rubchin:

Burney
10-30-2017, 11:22 AM
Can't they stop fúcking about with stuff? There's nothing wrong with a knife.

Watching that made me genuinely nervous that I was going to see a finger sliced off. It's quite obviously an absolute abortion of a thing.

Burney
10-30-2017, 11:24 AM
Is Ronco still about?
I want one of his pasta making machines, if you call within the next 30 minutes you get a free sausage making attachment :rubchin:

I got a mincer with a sausage making attachment. Obviously, I've never made sausages as I'm not either a/ an Italian peasant or b/ the sort of cünt who makes his own sausages.

Tony C
10-30-2017, 11:32 AM
Shout out to Bolo Yeung :bow:

Tony C
10-30-2017, 11:34 AM
I’m guessing whoever gets that gift will be.....Bowled Over

Badoooooooooom tish :tumbleweed:

PSRB
10-30-2017, 12:10 PM
I got a mincer with a sausage making attachment. Obviously, I've never made sausages as I'm not either a/ an Italian peasant or b/ the sort of cünt who makes his own sausages.

I've got most of the attachments for the Kitchen Aid Mixer, think we may have used one once!

Luis Anaconda
10-30-2017, 12:54 PM
I've got most of the attachments for the Kitchen Aid Mixer, think we may have used one once!

Speaking of useless things - Ashley Williams. People wanted us to sign that ****. Poor PJ having to play alongside him - worth a goal a game at least at the moment

Luis Anaconda
10-30-2017, 12:58 PM
[QUOTE=Burney;4184050]Buying this thing as a Christmas present would seem to me a genuinely superb way of ensuring that the recipient loses a digit before the New Year. :thumbup:

Equally, if anyone buys it for you, they hate you. :-(


Bollo on Bolo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8YRA-GVufI

redgunamo
10-30-2017, 01:07 PM
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/ashley-williams-7.jpg


Speaking of useless things - Ashley Williams. People wanted us to sign that ****. Poor PJ having to play alongside him - worth a goal a game at least at the moment

Luis Anaconda
10-30-2017, 01:10 PM
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/ashley-williams-7.jpg

:love: :love: She also shares my birthday

PSRB
10-30-2017, 01:20 PM
Speaking of useless things - Ashley Williams. People wanted us to sign that ****. Poor PJ having to play alongside him - worth a goal a game at least at the moment

He's an utter waste of space, been a liability for a season and a half.

Spoke with the Arsenal doctor after our match and he said that when the 5 minute board for added time went up, Koeman said to the 4th official "Can't you just stop the match now?" :hehe:

Luis Anaconda
10-30-2017, 01:22 PM
He's an utter waste of space, been a liability for a season and a half.

Spoke with the Arsenal doctor after our match and he said that when the 5 minute board for added time went up, Koeman said to the 4th official "Can't you just stop the match now?" :hehe:

Except when he scored the winning goal against us - ****.

Peter
10-30-2017, 01:29 PM
I got a mincer with a sausage making attachment. Obviously, I've never made sausages as I'm not either a/ an Italian peasant or b/ the sort of cünt who makes his own sausages.

A mincer :)

I am feeling quite childish today....

Luis Anaconda
10-30-2017, 02:19 PM
A mincer :)

I am feeling quite childish today....

:hehe: Made me laugh, p