I refuse to believe any member of AWIMB, this venerable august club , would have

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

[Luis Anaconda]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

I play of 15 - what do you play off H?

[barrybueno]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

Come on H, they are fine people. They amble around for 4 hours dressed like ****z then spend the next 4 hours going over every ****ing shot at the bar.

[PSRB]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

Wonderful game, h. Unfortunately, no time to play it currently

[Pokster]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

Go **** yourself you utter depraved ****

[Pokster]

I play of 15 - what do you play off H?

Hacker imo

[Ash]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

Does crazy golf count, Herbs? I quite like putting a ball or two through a hole in a miniature windmill at the seaside.

[IUFG]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

I play a bit of golf every now and again, H :vsign:

You could try that on me I suppose, but you'd end up with a Callaway driver's head where your teeth used to be. ;-)

[Rich]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

I played St George's Hill a few weeks ago. Hit it into Sir Cliff's lake. Twice. :-(

[Burney]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.

It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?

[Ash]

I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.

It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?

What? Rhymes with Frank Bough?

Gofe, surely. As in "orf to play Gofe with Rafe".

[SWv2]

I play of 15 - what do you play off H?

15 is a bit shít really.

I recently took in 18 holes on the Par 3 course in Spawell. Suffice to say, using golfing terminology, I fúcking nailed it.

[Burney]

What? Rhymes with Frank Bough?

Gofe, surely. As in "orf to play Gofe with Rafe".

Yes. As in 'off' (which is, of course, pronounced 'orf', but never mind).

It's all in Nancy Mitford.