I am in a splendid mood today and have been humming a dandy tune to myself

[Donald]

b'dup b'doop, b'dup doop doop, b'dup dippy doo d'um dippy doppy doop!

Biddely doo, biddely dee, biddely tuppence timmy teee!

What a splendid day this is time for tea!

[Burney]

b'dup b'doop, b'dup doop doop, b'dup dippy doo d'um dippy doppy doop!

Biddely doo, biddely dee, biddely tuppence timmy teee!

What a splendid day this is time for tea!

You, sir, are a dangerously deranged individual and - I strongly suspect - a closet hoop-stretcher.

[Donald]

Its funny you should say that Burney. My nickname at Junior school was 'Dangerous Donald'. I always thought it was aimed at my skills on the sports field. I later found out they were being unkind. Ive never stretched a hoop in my life though.

[eastgermanautos]

b'dup b'doop, b'dup doop doop, b'dup dippy doo d'um dippy doppy doop!

Biddely doo, biddely dee, biddely tuppence timmy teee!

What a splendid day this is time for tea!

Donald, set me up on a double date with Ivanka and Melania.

You will be well compensated for your efforts.

[bbrian]

Donald, set me up on a double date with Ivanka and Melania.

You will be well compensated for your efforts.

If you had your pick , would you go with Melania or Ivanka ega ? Right now for a one night deal . Tough choice imo

[barrybueno]

If you had your pick , would you go with Melania or Ivanka ega ? Right now for a one night deal . Tough choice imo

****ing the POTUS wife would get you more kudos down the pub but I'd go for the younger one (I think)

[eastgermanautos]

If you had your pick , would you go with Melania or Ivanka ega ? Right now for a one night deal . Tough choice imo

Clearly you go with Melania. Ivanka is obviously such a fvcking [unmentionable] that I'm not sure there would be tremendous enjoyment in the encounter. Melania came up the hard way, so to say. :titsup: