I love Harry Kane so much I'm actually finding myself genuinely pleased every time he

[Monty92]

scores :-(

The problem is that if someone else admitted this, I would almost certainly wish cancer on them :-\

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

scores :-(

The problem is that if someone else admitted this, I would almost certainly wish cancer on them :-\

considerable disadvantage of having a preposterously long tongue which he must surely bite every time he goes up for a header.

You have never wished cancer on me before and I would consider it an honour were you to do so now m.