Now I've got to drive to fúcking Welsh Wales :-(

[Sir C]

I'm going to be up front about this: I'm scared.

[Pat Vegas]

I'm going to be up front about this: I'm scared.

ARAF! 10 characters.

I went to North Wales once. There was only one place to eat called the Golden cod. I went there for 5 days in a row

[Sir C]

ARAF! 10 characters.

I went to North Wales once. There was only one place to eat called the Golden cod. I went there for 5 days in a row

Luckily I will have my own facilities, f. I want to avoid having to interact with the locals if at all possible.

[SWv2]

I'm going to be up front about this: I'm scared.

It can be a very beautiful country though I accept your point that interacting with the locals can be tricky.

More than once I have simply stood in silence when a Welsh has engaged me in conversation. While I may have appeared rude I was genuinely lost as to what the person had just said or enquired about.

[Peter]

Luckily I will have my own facilities, f. I want to avoid having to interact with the locals if at all possible.

Whereabouts?

[Peter]

It can be a very beautiful country though I accept your point that interacting with the locals can be tricky.

More than once I have simply stood in silence when a Welsh has engaged me in conversation. While I may have appeared rude I was genuinely lost as to what the person had just said or enquired about.

You? Rude?

Never :p

[SWv2]

You? Rude?

Never :p

Here we go.

The early morning peace and calm of Awimb shattered as the Springsteen army move in. I expect your racist mongrel colleague will soon appear.

[Sir C]

Whereabouts?

Snowdonia. Halfway up a mountain. No TV, no phone signal, no internets. Just welshers.

[Sir C]

Here we go.

The early morning peace and calm of Awimb shattered as the Springsteen army move in. I expect your racist mongrel colleague will soon appear.

Bit paranoid, sw? Not had a drink yet? Get a couple of pints of th'aul black stuff inside you, calm you down a bit.

[Peter]

Snowdonia. Halfway up a mountain. No TV, no phone signal, no internets. Just welshers.

Wonderful. It will be lovely, dont worry. If any Welshers approach you just charge at them shouting '**** off, Kinnock'....this tends to scare them away. Worked for me anyway.

[Peter]

Here we go.

The early morning peace and calm of Awimb shattered as the Springsteen army move in. I expect your racist mongrel colleague will soon appear.

How are you?

I accept your apology, by the way.

[Sir C]

Wonderful. It will be lovely, dont worry. If any Welshers approach you just charge at them shouting '**** off, Kinnock'....this tends to scare them away. Worked for me anyway.

I have a placard which I will carry at all times which clearly states, 'My Taxes Pay Your Benefits'. I feel this will assist with clarifying my position.

[Peter]

I have a placard which I will carry at all times which clearly states, 'My Taxes Pay Your Benefits'. I feel this will assist with clarifying my position.

Yes, I think this makes the matter very clear and should resolve any misunderstanding.

[Pokster]

Yes, I think this makes the matter very clear and should resolve any misunderstanding.

Sir Charlie RIP

[Peter]

Sir Charlie RIP

Yes, something along those lines :)

[Burney]

I'm going to be up front about this: I'm scared.

You're not seriously considering living among the hymn-singing, sheep-worrying leek- botherers, are you?

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm going to be up front about this: I'm scared.

Bon voyage or as they say in wales Lllll Lllllllllwp