So Rio Ferdinand is to become a professional boxer aged 39

[Burney]

As mid-life crisis moves go, it's a doozy. Although it does offer a splendid opportunity to watch him being punched in his wonky-lipped face, so there's that.

[Tony C]

Shame on the board who give him a license

Hopefully they'll find complete mugs in the first few fights i.e. Some 40 year dish washer from Uzbekistan with arthritis and 0-6 loss record.