Things you have no idea will confuse foreigners: Ebbsfleet

[Burney]

Americanchap nect to me panicked because he thought he'd got on the wrong train when the French Johnny mentioned Ebbsfleet. Said to me 'Parlez vous Anglais?' at which point I reassured him.

Obviously, I should have struck the fellow for mistaking me for a Frenchman, but one must make allowances for the Yanqui, I suppose.

[Sir C]

Americanchap nect to me panicked because he thought he'd got on the wrong train when the French Johnny mentioned Ebbsfleet. Said to me 'Parlez vous Anglais?' at which point I reassured him.

Obviously, I should have struck the fellow for mistaking me for a Frenchman, but one must make allowances for the Yanqui, I suppose.

You mean he had never heard of Ebbsfleet? Surely the football team has put the 'Fleet very much on the world map?

[Pat Vegas]

Americanchap nect to me panicked because he thought he'd got on the wrong train when the French Johnny mentioned Ebbsfleet. Said to me 'Parlez vous Anglais?' at which point I reassured him.

Obviously, I should have struck the fellow for mistaking me for a Frenchman, but one must make allowances for the Yanqui, I suppose.

It's your fault for wearing that Beret around.

[Luis Anaconda]

Americanchap nect to me panicked because he thought he'd got on the wrong train when the French Johnny mentioned Ebbsfleet. Said to me 'Parlez vous Anglais?' at which point I reassured him.

Obviously, I should have struck the fellow for mistaking me for a Frenchman, but one must make allowances for the Yanqui, I suppose.
I always love the look on people's faces when they ask me for directions in faltering German (which happens a surprising amount) and I reply in English. They look so happy

[Burney]

You mean he had never heard of Ebbsfleet? Surely the football team has put the 'Fleet very much on the world map?

Sadly, no. Damned fellow probably doesn't even know you played at a certain level.

[Sir C]

Sadly, no. Damned fellow probably doesn't even know you played at a certain level.

Poor benighted ignorami, they are.

[Pat Vegas]

I always love the look on people's faces when they ask me for directions in faltering German (which happens a surprising amount) and I reply in English. They look so happy

Wo ist das Emirates stadion Bitte?

[SWv2]

I always love the look on people's faces when they ask me for directions in faltering German (which happens a surprising amount) and I reply in English. They look so happy

I often offer my help to obviously lost tourists around the city.

Few avail, others look at me as if I am about to rob them. ****s.

[redgunamo]

I often offer my help to obviously lost tourists around the city.

Few avail, others look at me as if I am about to rob them. ****s.

Are you about to rob them?