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Pat Vegas
09-13-2017, 11:06 AM
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Ash
09-13-2017, 11:16 AM
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Just had a sos 'n egg sandwich - inspired by earlier chat.

There might be a £1 tuna sandwich from Boots later on, about two-ish, and then a wander down to Dartmouth Street, Westminster, looking for a location on the London remake of The Big Sleep (1978) which I watched last night. Just as I was thinking "This is like watching The Sweeney" one of the Sweeney villains turned up playing a villain.

IUFG
09-13-2017, 11:17 AM
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Singapore noodles.

Cup of gay tea

SWv2
09-13-2017, 11:25 AM
Singapore noodles.

Cup of gay tea

Good man / you disgust me.

Ash
09-13-2017, 11:33 AM
Good man / you disgust me.

Steady on there. I thought you progressive metropolitan Dubliners were all cool and tolerant about man-on-man-action tea.

Wouldn't drink it myself, of course.

SWv2
09-13-2017, 11:40 AM
Steady on there. I thought you progressive metropolitan Dubliners were all cool and tolerant about man-on-man-action tea.

Wouldn't drink it myself, of course.

Just to clarify we are not talking about “tea” here as you and I would know – Barrys, Lyons, Liptons, Tetley, Typhoo, PG Tips.

Oh no, the form pushing lad IUFG gorges on something he refers to as Pekoe Tea, flavoured I believe, Orange if you will.

Probably doesn’t even come in a bag.

Filthy fúcker.

IUFG
09-13-2017, 11:42 AM
Just to clarify we are not talking about “tea” here as you and I would know – Barrys, Lyons, Liptons, Tetley, Typhoo, PG Tips.

Oh no, the form pushing lad IUFG gorges on something he refers to as Pekoe Tea, flavoured I believe, Orange if you will.

Probably doesn’t even come in a bag.

Filthy fúcker.

it is still black tea. As you would drink, no doubt.

just a classier part of the same leaf :vsign: ;-)

https://www.bighospitality.co.uk/Article/2008/09/15/Orange-Pekoe-replaces-English-Breakfast-tea-as-best-match-to-fry-up

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2017, 11:43 AM
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bacon and egg McMuffin (it was ****), weird smoothy with stuff that doesn't translate into English in, big packet of Tyrell's Salt & Vinegar which I bought to share at office beers later but will probably scoff before then

IUFG
09-13-2017, 11:47 AM
bacon and egg McMuffin (it was ****), weird smoothy with stuff that doesn't translate into English in, big packet of Tyrell's Salt & Vinegar which I bought to share at office beers later but will probably scoff before then

:nono: the B+EMcM is the choice of those who sign registers, la. Much like those who eat Prawn Cocktail flavoured crisps.

S+EMcM all day, every day.

redgunamo
09-13-2017, 11:50 AM
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Bier & Bretzeln.

Ash
09-13-2017, 11:53 AM
Bretzeln.

Are those the little steering wheels for action men?

Pat Vegas
09-13-2017, 11:54 AM
bacon and egg McMuffin (it was ****), weird smoothy with stuff that doesn't translate into English in, big packet of Tyrell's Salt & Vinegar which I bought to share at office beers later but will probably scoff before then

top crisps them.
though I find they leave that weird sticky **** on your fingers.

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2017, 11:54 AM
:nono: the B+EMcM is the choice of those who sign registers, la. Much like those who eat Prawn Cocktail flavoured crisps.

S+EMcM all day, every day.

Except they don't sell it all day every day, i. That is the ****ING PROBLEM

Sir C
09-13-2017, 11:57 AM
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Hummus, flatbreads. Feel sick now.

SWv2
09-13-2017, 11:59 AM
Chicken-Izo €5.95

Chicken, chorizo, black bean puree, jalapeno alioli, spinach & rocket on a ciabatta-style roll

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2017, 11:59 AM
Hummus, flatbreads. Feel sick now.

Have you tried some wine with that?

Sir C
09-13-2017, 12:02 PM
Have you tried some wine with that?

I'm cutting right back, la. I'm trying to get my 5k time to inside 22 minutes. No drugs, fewer fags, less wine :cloud9:

redgunamo
09-13-2017, 12:09 PM
Are those the little steering wheels for action men?

Same idea, but for actual, proper sized men, I guess. Just something to accompany your beer

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aEP9ZqhQ24k/maxresdefault.jpg

SWv2
09-13-2017, 12:52 PM
I'm cutting right back, la. I'm trying to get my 5k time to inside 22 minutes. No drugs, fewer fags, less wine :cloud9:

Less fags????

Sir C
09-13-2017, 12:55 PM
Less fags????

No, sw. 'Fewer' fags. :sigh: If you can count it, it's 'fewer'. It's not hard. Honestly.

Sir C
09-13-2017, 12:56 PM
Chicken-Izo €5.95

Chicken, chorizo, black bean puree, jalapeno alioli, spinach & rocket on a ciabatta-style roll

And what did your boyfriend have? Deviant.

SWv2
09-13-2017, 12:58 PM
And what did your boyfriend have? Deviant.

An omelette baveuse.

Sir C
09-13-2017, 12:59 PM
An omelette baveuse.

:hehe: Fair play, sw, fair play.

SWv2
09-13-2017, 01:09 PM
:hehe: Fair play, sw, fair play.

For the record my Torta was very nice, aided by the addition of a mixture of habanero sauces.

Packet of peanut M+M's on the walk back to the office.

Your poncey French terminology cuts no ice with this man. Baveuse indeed, you big fúcking cock.

Pat Vegas
09-13-2017, 01:14 PM
If anyone cares I had some chicken frankfurters and a sugar free red bull

Sir C
09-13-2017, 01:16 PM
If anyone cares I had some chicken frankfurters and a sugar free red bull

:yikes: Are you in some Allan country?

Pat Vegas
09-13-2017, 01:22 PM
:yikes: Are you in some Allan country?

:nod: Bank

They taste nicer than normal frankfurters.

Sir C
09-13-2017, 01:25 PM
:nod: Bank

They taste nicer than normal frankfurters.

Did you have them in buns or are you still off the carbs?

Pat Vegas
09-13-2017, 01:35 PM
Did you have them in buns or are you still off the carbs?

:nod:
I eat them straight out the packet.
In a secret quiet alley that is full of the same people everyday the homeless fella, the business man who polishes off 4 bottles of cider in 5 minutes, hotdog fingers and a group of nice ladies who go for a smoke.

We are all aware of each others presence and stick to our spots yet we never acknowledge each other. Bit like when Foxes and cats patrol the same beat.

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2017, 01:39 PM
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I eat them straight out the packet.
In a secret quiet alley that is full of the same people everyday the homeless fella, the business man who polishes off 4 bottles of cider in 5 minutes, hotdog fingers and a group of nice ladies who go for a smoke.

We are all aware of each others presence and stick to our spots yet we never acknowledge each other. Bit like when Foxes and cats patrol the same beat.

I love London

SWv2
09-13-2017, 01:49 PM
If anyone cares I had some chicken frankfurters and a sugar free red bull

Jesus fúcking christ man.

Pat Vegas
09-13-2017, 02:11 PM
Jesus fúcking christ man.

Mans gots to do what mans gots to do etc. Because of my weird style of eating I can now eat anything I want and put on no weight.

Here is a mystery SW. Why is a pot of Sandwich filler cheaper than a premade sandwich on the shelf :sherlock:

SWv2
09-13-2017, 02:13 PM
Mans gots to do what mans gots to do etc. Because of my weird style of eating I can now eat anything I want and put on no weight.

Here is a mystery SW. Why is a pot of Sandwich filler cheaper than a premade sandwich on the shelf :sherlock:

What the fúck is "sandwich filler" you bastárd animal?

Is it like the Toast Toppers stuff I ate loads of as a kid?

Pat Vegas
09-13-2017, 02:15 PM
What the fúck is "sandwich filler" you bastárd animal?

Is it like the Toast Toppers stuff I ate loads of as a kid?

pot of egg mayo, coronation chicken, tuna and sweetcorn that sort of stuff.

Ash
09-13-2017, 02:28 PM
Is it like the Toast Toppers stuff I ate loads of as a kid?

Small jars of what looked like sick. :hehe:

Great days. :-|