Dr Rich. Last night I had fallen asleep on the sofa.

[Pat Vegas]

I woke up decided to get up and go to bed I felt very dizzy and felt like I wanted to puke.
Ran to bed immediately and slept like a log.

My neck was always in pain.

How long have I got to live?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

How long have I got to live?

You won't see The Arsenal win the league again.

You'll live to be 106.

[Sir C]

I woke up decided to get up and go to bed I felt very dizzy and felt like I wanted to puke.
Ran to be immediately and slept like a log.

My neck was always in pain.

How long have I got to live?

I had a bad case of this in April, and I'm still a bit wobbly now.

http://www.healthline.com/health/labyrinthitis

[Pat Vegas]

I had a bad case of this in April, and I'm still a bit wobbly now.

http://www.healthline.com/health/labyrinthitis

I've also seem to have lost the ability to type properly. :-(

[Sir C]

I've also seem to have lost the ability to type properly. :-(

I was confined to bed for 4 or 5 days, properly fúcked. If you've got yourself to work you must have a mild dose.

You'll be alright soon enough, f.

[SWv2]

I woke up decided to get up and go to bed I felt very dizzy and felt like I wanted to puke.
Ran to bed immediately and slept like a log.

My neck was always in pain.

How long have I got to live?

I too have a very sore shoulder which I thought was from sleeping awkwardly.

However my left knee is sore as **** and swollen from football, perhaps I did my shoulder as I fell.

[Pokster]

I had a bad case of this in April, and I'm still a bit wobbly now.

http://www.healthline.com/health/labyrinthitis

i had that last winter.. felt a bit dodgy then just fell over.... sounds like a normal night out for you

[Sir C]

i had that last winter.. felt a bit dodgy then just fell over.... sounds like a normal night out for you

Projectile vomiting?

I thought I was having a stroke.

[SWv2]

i had that last winter.. felt a bit dodgy then just fell over.... sounds like a normal night out for you

I never fully qualified as a Doctor however pretty sure what you had was "a bad pint".

[Pokster]

Projectile vomiting?

I thought I was having a stroke.

I felt sick all the time but being a man I didn't chunder all over the place

[Pokster]

I never fully qualified as a Doctor however pretty sure what you had was "a bad pint".

:nono: Not had a pint in over 30 yrs :hide:

[World's End Stella]

I fell asleep on the sofa t'other night, with my contacts in. Then awoke with dry eyes which made removing them difficult.

I had chopped red chili earlier in the evening whilst preparing Peruvian chicken.

:yikes:

[barrybueno]

:nono: Not had a pint in over 30 yrs :hide:

A top shelf man eh? Boyish imo

[redgunamo]

A top shelf man eh? Boyish imo

:nod: Either that or a helpless alcoholic.

[Pokster]

:nod: Either that or a helpless alcoholic.

:nono: that was my dad

[redgunamo]

:nono: that was my dad

Ah, I see. Right.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh Peruvian chicken eh? Well excuse the rest of us peasants who only have access to locally produced chicken and how very splendid you are to be able to have yours shipped if from Peru - ya big pretentious mock yanqi tosser ye are!

[Pat Vegas]

I have left out an possibly important piece of information

Before I had kip I had polished off a Hagen Daz, and I don't have sugar usually.

[World's End Stella]

Oh Peruvian chicken eh? Well excuse the rest of us peasants who only have access to locally produced chicken and how very splendid you are to be able to have yours shipped if from Peru - ya big pretentious mock yanqi tosser ye are!

Hey Herb, I know you're stupid so I'll type this real slow for ya, ya daft *******.

Peruvian chicken is the recipe, it uses British chicken, and herbs and spices commonly used in Peru. Peru is a country. Just an FYI

:hehe:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Aw gee WES ... and there was me thinking you really had chickens sent over from Peru.

[World's End Stella]

Aw gee WES ... and there was me thinking you really had chickens sent over from Peru.

Nah, not even you're that stupid Herb. :-)