View Full Version : So, a delivery man enters my garden and is entranced by the sight of chickens.
Sir C
08-31-2017, 02:54 PM
"My wife wants some of them, but I'm worried because my boy is only 10. Are they ever vicious?"
Now I am trying hard to imagine a hen taking down a 10 year old human, and I'm struggling, but manage to assuage his fears.
"The other problem," he tells me, "is: do they drop eggs?"
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Burney
08-31-2017, 02:59 PM
"My wife wants some of them, but I'm worried because my boy is only 10. Are they ever vicious?"
Now I am trying hard to imagine a hen taking down a 10 year old human, and I'm struggling, but manage to assuage his fears.
"The other problem," he tells me, "is: do they drop eggs?"
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What does he mean 'drop eggs'? Does he just mean 'lay eggs'?
Sir C
08-31-2017, 03:02 PM
What does he mean 'drop eggs'? Does he just mean 'lay eggs'?
I assume so. I'm puzzled as to why this might be a problem, though.
eastgermanautos
08-31-2017, 03:02 PM
What does he mean 'drop eggs'? Does he just mean 'lay eggs'?
Why the fvck do you have chickens. That's just weird.
Sir C
08-31-2017, 03:04 PM
Why the fvck do you have chickens. That's just weird.
What is weird about keeping chickens?
Don't you covet the fresh breakfast egg, ega?
Peter
08-31-2017, 03:08 PM
I assume so. I'm puzzled as to why this might be a problem, though.
Maybe he is a vegan?
Sir C
08-31-2017, 03:10 PM
Maybe he is a vegan?
Well they're not going to drop them directly down his gullet, are they?
Furthermore, his general appearance was not that of a vegan; not unless vegans are allowed to eat lard pies these days.
eastgermanautos
08-31-2017, 03:10 PM
Maybe he is a vegan?
But I don't have to keep, house, and feed a chicken just to get eggs! I don't like eggs that much. Mickey Ds can provide in a pinch.
Sir C
08-31-2017, 03:11 PM
But I don't have to keep, house, and feed a chicken just to get eggs! I don't like eggs that much. Mickey Ds can provide in a pinch.
They are charming creature with interesting personalities. The eggs are just a bonus, really.
And you call me weird and then admit to not liking eggs that much. Freak.
Peter
08-31-2017, 03:13 PM
Well they're not going to drop them directly down his gullet, are they?
Furthermore, his general appearance was not that of a vegan; not unless vegans are allowed to eat lard pies these days.
Do they make any noise? THis is my only potential issue. I would love to have some chickens.
Viva Prat Vegas
08-31-2017, 03:14 PM
Do they make any noise? THis is my only potential issue. I would love to have some chickens.
They go buk buk buk buk buk buk
But not too loud
Sir C
08-31-2017, 03:17 PM
They go buk buk buk buk buk buk
But not too loud
Quite so. And sometimes when you pick them up for a cuddle they make a little cooing noise. :cloud9:
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