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Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:09 AM
and then ended up doing fúck all? Or is he a different won?

AFC East
08-31-2017, 10:10 AM
and then ended up doing fúck all? Or is he a different won?

You're thinking of Goebbels

Billy Goat Sverige
08-31-2017, 10:12 AM
and then ended up doing fúck all? Or is he a different won?

He's 6ft 2, so no. He's a lanky winger. People thought we'd replace RvP with him a few years ago.

Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:13 AM
He's 6ft 2, so no. He's a lanky winger. People thought we'd replace RvP with him a few years ago.

A winger, you say? Do we want a winger?

Who's the midget then?

Pat Vegas
08-31-2017, 10:13 AM
and then ended up doing fúck all? Or is he a different won?

I saw him play perhaps against Barcelona or some sort and he was a tremendous.

Peter
08-31-2017, 10:14 AM
and then ended up doing fúck all? Or is he a different won?

You lot are obsessed with flatulence today.

redgunamo
08-31-2017, 10:15 AM
A winger, you say? Do we want a winger?

Who's the midget then?

Mario Götze, the chap on the left here; the other one is Jule Draxler.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4luah2rF0g8dE2O1HKOUcQkmp0UJB9 E5g8ns8G5AfjHp-SNy0

Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:16 AM
Götze, the chap on the left here; the other one is Jule Draxler.

ty r. The picture is a little vague, though.

SWv2
08-31-2017, 10:17 AM
and then ended up doing fúck all? Or is he a different won?

No, you are thinking of Mario Goetze.

Wee chubby ****er, missed a lot of football last season because of a chemical imbalance or something.

Who knew.

redgunamo
08-31-2017, 10:19 AM
ty r. The picture is a little vague, though.

http://static.goal.com/1961400/1961492_heroa.jpg

Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:19 AM
No, you are thinking of Mario Goetze.

Wee chubby ****er, missed a lot of football last season because of a chemical imbalance or something.

Who knew.

He must have been on the gear.

Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:20 AM
http://static.goal.com/1961400/1961492_heroa.jpg

No, I recognise Goetze on the right there now I see him. Is Draxler behind him with half a head?

redgunamo
08-31-2017, 10:40 AM
No, I recognise Goetze on the right there now I see him. Is Draxler behind him with half a head?

No, Half-head is Toni Kroos of Real Madrid.

Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:42 AM
No, Half-head is Toni Kroos of Real Madrid.

You seem very familiar with these moffen, r. Are you some sort of collaborator?

Monty92
08-31-2017, 10:46 AM
You seem very familiar with these moffen, r. Are you some sort of collaborator?

Here's Goetze fantasising about how Wenger could improve him by playing him at left wing back.

735

#Wengerout

redgunamo
08-31-2017, 10:47 AM
You seem very familiar with these moffen, r. Are you some sort of collaborator?

My sons are big fans, of course.

Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:49 AM
Here's Goetze fantasising about how Wenger could improve him by playing him at left wing back.

735

#Wengerout

He's a bit fat, in all honesty. Thank the lord he's not the Draxler won.

Sir C
08-31-2017, 10:49 AM
My sons are big fans, of course.

You didn't consider bringing them up a decent English gentlemen?

eastgermanautos
08-31-2017, 10:51 AM
You're thinking of Goebbels

I went to the Opera House built by Goebbels in Vienna. Pretty sweet facility, at the end of the day. No gas chambers in evidence.

Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
08-31-2017, 10:53 AM
http://static.goal.com/1961400/1961492_heroa.jpg


Is that the Bucks Fizz tribute band?

redgunamo
08-31-2017, 10:53 AM
You didn't consider bringing them up a decent English gentlemen?

Oh, they certainly will, don't you worry about that.

Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
08-31-2017, 10:54 AM
Here's Goetze fantasising about how Wenger could improve him by playing him at left wing back.

735

#Wengerout


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