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Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:06 PM
They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.

Never mind, he was ginger after all.

Pokster
08-24-2017, 12:09 PM
They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.

Never mind, he was ginger after all.

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Rich
08-24-2017, 12:26 PM
They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.

Never mind, he was ginger after all.

You did not have him put down? :-(

Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:28 PM
You did not have him put down? :-(

God no, they want fortunes for that.

I smashed his head with a brick.

Pokster
08-24-2017, 12:29 PM
God no, they want fortunes for that.

I smashed his head with a brick.

Painless...unless you get your thumb trapped between the cat and brick

Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:30 PM
Painless...unless you get your thumb trapped between the cat and brick

:nod: He twitched for a while, mind.

Pokster
08-24-2017, 12:32 PM
:nod: He twitched for a while, mind.

It's what he would have wanted

Burney
08-24-2017, 12:48 PM
They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.

Never mind, he was ginger after all.

Why would you even joke about such a thing, you monster?

He'd better be safe and sound in your house or I'll have words to say. :furious:

Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:53 PM
Why would you even joke about such a thing, you monster?

He'd better be safe and sound in your house or I'll have words to say. :furious:

He's such a lovely boy! He's only 6 weeks old, poor thing. What kind of animal would abandon such a creature?

I'm going to teach him tricks. He looks the intelligent sort.

Burney
08-24-2017, 01:24 PM
He's such a lovely boy! He's only 6 weeks old, poor thing. What kind of animal would abandon such a creature?

I'm going to teach him tricks. He looks the intelligent sort.

Oh, splendid! :clap:

It does seem odd, given that you can sell kittens for actual money.

Are you really going with Moses? Aren't you worried that it's a bit Jewish-sounding?

Pat Vegas
08-24-2017, 01:27 PM
God no, they want fortunes for that.

I smashed his head with a brick.

It would be much nicer if you said 'unfortunately smashed his head with a brick' and perhaps added one of these :driving:

Sir C
08-24-2017, 01:56 PM
Oh, splendid! :clap:

It does seem odd, given that you can sell kittens for actual money.

Are you really going with Moses? Aren't you worried that it's a bit Jewish-sounding?

It gives me an opportunity to hurl anti-semitic abuse without guilt.

Burney
08-24-2017, 02:07 PM
It gives me an opportunity to hurl anti-semitic abuse without guilt.

You should have called him Monty in that case.

Sir C
08-24-2017, 02:10 PM
You should have called him Monty in that case.

I will be cuddling him in bed in due course. I do not wish to cuddle monty in bed.