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Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:06 PM
They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.
Never mind, he was ginger after all.
Pokster
08-24-2017, 12:09 PM
They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.
Never mind, he was ginger after all.
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They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.
Never mind, he was ginger after all.
You did not have him put down? :-(
Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:28 PM
You did not have him put down? :-(
God no, they want fortunes for that.
I smashed his head with a brick.
Pokster
08-24-2017, 12:29 PM
God no, they want fortunes for that.
I smashed his head with a brick.
Painless...unless you get your thumb trapped between the cat and brick
Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:30 PM
Painless...unless you get your thumb trapped between the cat and brick
:nod: He twitched for a while, mind.
Pokster
08-24-2017, 12:32 PM
:nod: He twitched for a while, mind.
It's what he would have wanted
Burney
08-24-2017, 12:48 PM
They were insistent that, what with Trump and Brexit and so on, this is no world for a kitten to grow up in, so poor Moses has had the chop.
Never mind, he was ginger after all.
Why would you even joke about such a thing, you monster?
He'd better be safe and sound in your house or I'll have words to say. :furious:
Sir C
08-24-2017, 12:53 PM
Why would you even joke about such a thing, you monster?
He'd better be safe and sound in your house or I'll have words to say. :furious:
He's such a lovely boy! He's only 6 weeks old, poor thing. What kind of animal would abandon such a creature?
I'm going to teach him tricks. He looks the intelligent sort.
Burney
08-24-2017, 01:24 PM
He's such a lovely boy! He's only 6 weeks old, poor thing. What kind of animal would abandon such a creature?
I'm going to teach him tricks. He looks the intelligent sort.
Oh, splendid! :clap:
It does seem odd, given that you can sell kittens for actual money.
Are you really going with Moses? Aren't you worried that it's a bit Jewish-sounding?
Pat Vegas
08-24-2017, 01:27 PM
God no, they want fortunes for that.
I smashed his head with a brick.
It would be much nicer if you said 'unfortunately smashed his head with a brick' and perhaps added one of these :driving:
Sir C
08-24-2017, 01:56 PM
Oh, splendid! :clap:
It does seem odd, given that you can sell kittens for actual money.
Are you really going with Moses? Aren't you worried that it's a bit Jewish-sounding?
It gives me an opportunity to hurl anti-semitic abuse without guilt.
Burney
08-24-2017, 02:07 PM
It gives me an opportunity to hurl anti-semitic abuse without guilt.
You should have called him Monty in that case.
Sir C
08-24-2017, 02:10 PM
You should have called him Monty in that case.
I will be cuddling him in bed in due course. I do not wish to cuddle monty in bed.
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