Look what I've found!

[Sir C]

Abandoned by pikies, no doubt.

Predictably expensive visit to the vet coming up, after which I need to find a way to persuade the glw that we have enough cats.

I'm fúcked.

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[Burney]

Abandoned by pikies, no doubt.

Predictably expensive visit to the vet coming up, after which I need to find a way to persuade the glw that we have enough cats.

I'm fúcked.

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AWWWWWWW!!!! SO CUTE!!! :love: You have to keep it, obviously.

What's its name?

[Pat Vegas]

AWWWWWWW!!!! SO CUTE!!! :love: You have to keep it, obviously.

What's its name?

Maybe Awimb could have a competition to name him.

Fred.

[Burney]

AWWWWWWW!!!! SO CUTE!!! :love: You have to keep it, obviously.

What's its name?

Oh, I see you've called it 'Ginger'.

That's...imaginative.

[Sir C]

AWWWWWWW!!!! SO CUTE!!! :love: You have to keep it, obviously.

What's its name?

FFS. Of course the vet might say it has a horrific disease and needs to be put down immediately. Yes. That's what he might say.

[Burney]

Maybe Awimb could have a competition to name him.

Fred.

I'm going with Savile

[Sir C]

Oh, I see you've called it 'Ginger'.

That's...imaginative.

I don't know how it identifies yet so I went with something gender neutral.

[Burney]

I don't know how it identifies yet so I went with something gender neutral.

OK, then. Fred if it's a boy. Rose if it's a girl.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Abandoned by pikies, no doubt.

Predictably expensive visit to the vet coming up, after which I need to find a way to persuade the glw that we have enough cats.

I'm fúcked.

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I miss my cat :cry:

[Burney]

I miss my cat :cry:

Oh, mate! :-( :hug:

[Sir C]

I miss my cat :cry:

You need a replacement. I know of one going cheap.

[Sir C]

OK, then. Fred if it's a boy. Rose if it's a girl.

v has decided it was delivered to us by God. Like Moses in the bulrushes, I suppose.

Moses isn't bad, actually. But I think it's a ladygirl.

[Rich]

I miss my cat :cry:

:-( What happened to it?

Mine went missing for 2 days last week - was very worried. Got home from work and he was just sat there with a 'yeah... and what?' look on his face.

Cats :hehe:

[Burney]

v has decided it was delivered to us by God. Like Moses in the bulrushes, I suppose.

Moses isn't bad, actually. But I think it's a ladygirl.

Dorothea means gift from god, I think. Dotty for short.

[Rich]

OK, then. Fred if it's a boy. Rose if it's a girl.

:nono: Mine is called Fred(die).

[Burney]

You need a replacement. I know of one going cheap.

Surely shipping it to Sweden would be quite expensive?

[Rich]

v has decided it was delivered to us by God. Like Moses in the bulrushes, I suppose.

Moses isn't bad, actually. But I think it's a ladygirl.

I like Clive. I've always wanted a cat named Clive.

[Sir C]

Dorothea means gift from god, I think. Dotty for short.

But anyway, these are matters for its new owners to decide. I will do my bit and have it checked over and then it must be someone else's responsibility. whatever v says.

I shall be firm in this matter. Am I not master in my own house?

[Burney]

I like Clive. I've always wanted a cat named Clive.

Tremendous.

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[Monty92]

I like Clive. I've always wanted a cat named Clive.

When he brings you dead rodents,you can say "Not for me, Clive"

[Billy Goat Sverige]

:-( What happened to it?

Mine went missing for 2 days last week - was very worried. Got home from work and he was just sat there with a 'yeah... and what?' look on his face.

Cats :hehe:

Oh it didn't die if that's what you're all thinking. We gave it to the girlfriends parents to look after when the baby was born and they got so attached to her that when it came to the time we said we'd take her back (8 months later) they didn't want to part with her. We let them keep her :-|

[Burney]

But anyway, these are matters for its new owners to decide. I will do my bit and have it checked over and then it must be someone else's responsibility. whatever v says.

I shall be firm in this matter. Am I not master in my own house?

:-( If you don't take that poor creature in and give it a home I shall never speak to you again and that's that.

[redgunamo]

When he brings you dead rodents,you can say "Not for me, Clive"

Very good.

[Sir C]

Surely shipping it to Sweden would be quite expensive?

Cheaper than a lifetime of vet's bills.

[Burney]

When he brings you dead rodents,you can say "Not for me, Clive"

Actually, 'Wilkins' would be a good cat name.

[Sir C]

:-( If you don't take that poor creature in and give it a home I shall never speak to you again and that's that.

It's a fúcking ginger.

[Sir C]

Oh it didn't die if that's what you're all thinking. We gave it to the girlfriends parents to look after when the baby was born and they got so attached to her that when it came to the time we said we'd take her back (8 months later) they didn't want to part with her. We let them keep her :-|

Look, do you want this cat or not? I've got other offers, you know.

[Burney]

It's a fúcking ginger.

It is one of god's innocent creatures that is looking to you for its salvation. If you fail it, all your pronouncements on animal welfare will amount to nothing, since you will be shown to be heartless and uncaring.

Besides, you've only got two cats. You've needed a Buster replacement for ages.

[Rich]

Look, do you want this cat or not? I've got other offers, you know.

Sir C... You have to keep him/her. You'd never forgive yourself if you let it go.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Look, do you want this cat or not? I've got other offers, you know.

Sadly it's not what i'm after, C. If your pikey friends decide to leave behind a Siberian Neva Masquerade then i'm your man.

[Sir C]

It is one of god's innocent creatures that is looking to you for its salvation. If you fail it, all your pronouncements on animal welfare will amount to nothing, since you will be shown to be heartless and uncaring.

Besides, you've only got two cats. You've needed a Buster replacement for ages.

:sigh: You know what it's like trying to introduce a new cat into Burmese territory, do you? :-(

I'm going to have a 'mare.

[Rich]

It is one of god's innocent creatures that is looking to you for its salvation. If you fail it, all your pronouncements on animal welfare will amount to nothing, since you will be shown to be heartless and uncaring.

Besides, you've only got two cats. You've needed a Buster replacement for ages.

What became of Buster?

[Burney]

Sir C... You have to keep him/her. You'd never forgive yourself if you let it go.

:nod: Imagine waking up in the middle of the night wondering if the poor thing is being neglected or mistreated and knowing you could have saved it.

[Burney]

What became of Buster?

Time and age overtook the poor fellow.

He was a psycho, but mellowed with age.

[Burney]

:sigh: You know what it's like trying to introduce a new cat into Burmese territory, do you? :-(

I'm going to have a 'mare.

There's no need to be racist about this.

[redgunamo]

Sadly it's not what i'm after, C. If your pikey friends decide to leave behind a Siberian Neva Masquerade then i'm your man.

You don't want one of them off the back of a lorry though, do you. You don't know where's it's been.

You'll need a resected breeder.

[Burney]

Sadly it's not what i'm after, C. If your pikey friends decide to leave behind a Siberian Neva Masquerade then i'm your man.

That sounds like a car.

[Sir C]

Sadly it's not what i'm after, C. If your pikey friends decide to leave behind a Siberian Neva Masquerade then i'm your man.

:thumbup: I'll bear it in mind, b.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

You don't want one of them off the back of a lorry though, do you. You don't know where's it's been.

You'll need a resected breeder.

They cost about £1k, r. I'll take a cheaper option if it's available.

[Sir C]

:nod: Imagine waking up in the middle of the night wondering if the poor thing is being neglected or mistreated and knowing you could have saved it.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with Bertie inserting his claws into my eye.

[Sir C]

What became of Buster?

Buster went to the great litter tray in the sky. He was 20 years old, mind.

[Sir C]

Time and age overtook the poor fellow.

He was a psycho, but mellowed with age.

Perhaps your kitty needs a friend?

[Burney]

Perhaps your kitty needs a friend?

:nono: The poor scrap has bonded with you now. You're her daddy and need to step up and do your sacred duty.

[Burney]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with Bertie inserting his claws into my eye.

That would at least leave you one good eye with which you could face yourself in the mirror.