I hope this orangutan **** gets shot in the face

[Monty92]

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[Ash]

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Fair play to the orangutang imo. It's the snidey caption writer that needs shooting in the face. Typical of his/her profession.

[Sir C]

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The glw is mad for seeing organutans this winter. :-( That means fúcking Borneo, where it pisses down continuously and is inhabited by fúcking Allans. Fúck my luck.

[Burney]

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That Orangutan is shīt at sawing and looks like she'll take a finger/toe off any minute.

Although I do like the aggressive way the spy Orangutan starts sawing vigorously.

[Burney]

The glw is mad for seeing organutans this winter. :-( That means fúcking Borneo, where it pisses down continuously and is inhabited by fúcking Allans. Fúck my luck.

Plus, they'll see your name and think you're the colonialist oppressor back to have another crack. They'll probably shrink your fücking heads and wear them as necklaces imo.

[SWv2]

The glw is mad for seeing organutans this winter. :-( That means fúcking Borneo, where it pisses down continuously and is inhabited by fúcking Allans. Fúck my luck.

Just take her to Dublin Zoo mate, there is 3 or 4 of the fúckers in there.

[Sir C]

[QUOTE=Burney;4175215]Plus, they'll see your name and think you're the colonialist oppressor back to have another crack. They'll probably shrink your fücking heads and wear them as necklaces imo.[/QUOTE

I just want to go and lie on a Thai beach for 3 weeks, eating my own body weight in hepatitis c ridden shellfish and drinking gallons of formaldehyde laden beer. Is that too much for a man to ask?

[Sir C]

Just take her to Dublin Zoo mate, there is 3 or 4 of the fúckers in there.

Why have you imprisoned wild creatures, sw?

[Burney]

Just take her to Dublin Zoo mate, there is 3 or 4 of the fúckers in there.

When I went there as a kiddie, the Orangutan hurled shīte at everyone at great velocity. It was literally the best day of my childhood.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Why have you imprisoned wild creatures, sw?

They are the local inhabitants

[SWv2]

When I went there as a kiddie, the Orangutan hurled shīte at everyone at great velocity. It was literally the best day of my childhood.

Travellers probably.

[Burney]

Travellers probably.

No other zoo experience ever truly matched up to it, sw. It turns out that what young kids really love is having an animal throw faeces at them.

[Ash]

No other zoo experience ever truly matched up to it, sw. It turns out that what young kids really love is having an animal throw faeces at them.

Should try the hippos in Regents Park then. They have a policy of using their tails as a propeller to spray their hot, fresh poo far and wide.

[Burney]

Should try the hippos in Regents Park then. They have a policy of using their tails as a propeller to spray their hot, fresh poo far and wide.

Somehow that's less charming. With the Orangutan, you had a sporting chance of dodging the missile, only for it to miss you and hit some other poor, unsuspecting cünt who'd wandered up wondering what all the fuss was about. :hehe:

[7sisters]

[QUOTE=Burney;4175215]Plus, they'll see your name and think you're the colonialist oppressor back to have another crack. They'll probably shrink your fücking heads and wear them as necklaces imo.[/QUOTE

I just want to go and lie on a Thai beach for 3 weeks, eating my own body weight in hepatitis c ridden shellfish and drinking gallons of formaldehyde laden beer. Is that too much for a man to ask?

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