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World's End Stella
08-23-2017, 11:58 AM
do hermaphrodites have periods?

:sherlock:

redgunamo
08-23-2017, 12:31 PM
do hermaphrodites have periods?

:sherlock:

Depends, dunnit; Some do, most don't.

Peter
08-23-2017, 12:55 PM
Depends, dunnit; Some do, most don't.


Either way, its their business. Certainly not something the patriarchy should be concerned with.

World's End Stella
08-23-2017, 01:30 PM
Either way, its their business. Certainly not something the patriarchy should be concerned with.

I can assure you, Peter, that I am not in line for the throne. :-)

I'm simply a curious chap, information is king, you know.

World's End Stella
08-23-2017, 01:31 PM
Depends, dunnit; Some do, most don't.

And as you appear to be the AWIMB expert on all things hermaphrodidic, red.

Is their pee pee always above their nunu or is it the other way around? Or are they side by side?

I have so much to learn. :nod:

Sir C
08-23-2017, 01:32 PM
I can assure you, Peter, that I am not in line for the throne. :-)

I'm simply a curious chap, information is king, you know.

I blame David Bowie. Men dressing up as girls, wearing make up and letting their hair grow long. No wonder we have lost track of our morals.

Disgusting. It's all bloody disgusting.

Peter
08-23-2017, 01:34 PM
I can assure you, Peter, that I am not in line for the throne. :-)

I'm simply a curious chap, information is king, you know.

Oh, WE are the patriarchy, did nobody mention that? Man is the oppressor of woman. Man= all of us.

World's End Stella
08-23-2017, 01:34 PM
I blame David Bowie. Men dressing up as girls, wearing make up and letting their hair grow long. No wonder we have lost track of our morals.

Disgusting. It's all bloody disgusting.

I'm prepared to forgive him for Space Oddity alone, Charles.

Burney
08-23-2017, 01:34 PM
I blame David Bowie. Men dressing up as girls, wearing make up and letting their hair grow long. No wonder we have lost track of our morals.

Disgusting. It's all bloody disgusting.

I blame Danny LaRue, tbh.

World's End Stella
08-23-2017, 01:35 PM
Oh, WE are the patriarchy, did nobody mention that? Man is the oppressor of woman. Man= all of us.

Ah excellent. Where is my country house, then?

I fancy a shoot.

Sir C
08-23-2017, 01:36 PM
I blame Danny LaRue, tbh.

Mr LaRue was good, wholesome decent family entertainment, b. Not a hint of the vagina on him.

Peter
08-23-2017, 01:38 PM
I blame David Bowie. Men dressing up as girls, wearing make up and letting their hair grow long. No wonder we have lost track of our morals.

Disgusting. It's all bloody disgusting.

Still.... Hunky Dory and all that....

Peter
08-23-2017, 01:39 PM
Ah excellent. Where is my country house, then?

I fancy a shoot.

You don't get anything other than the blame for being an oppressor. You don't even get to do the oppressing.

Burney
08-23-2017, 01:45 PM
Ah excellent. Where is my country house, then?

I fancy a shoot.

Think you might be getting mixed up with the squirearchy, WES. All the patriarchy gets to do is sit around oppressing wimmin

Sir C
08-23-2017, 01:48 PM
Still.... Hunky Dory and all that....

Lots of shouting and loud noise.

This is the stuff you want. Proper music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbwS9qcpi0k

World's End Stella
08-23-2017, 01:53 PM
Think you might be getting mixed up with the squirearchy, WES. All the patriarchy gets to do is sit around oppressing wimmin

Well that doesn't sound like much fun at all. :-(

Oh well, perhaps there will be an attractive girl on the plane back to civilization tonight and I can stare at her until she's well and truly oppressed. I mean, there aren't any attractive birds in this city at all so surely they must be leaving somehow.

Burney
08-23-2017, 01:56 PM
Lots of shouting and loud noise.

This is the stuff you want. Proper music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbwS9qcpi0k

Prodigiously endowed, apparently. Norman Wisdom, not you.

SWv2
08-23-2017, 02:11 PM
Well that doesn't sound like much fun at all. :-(

Oh well, perhaps there will be an attractive girl on the plane back to civilization tonight and I can stare at her until she's well and truly oppressed. I mean, there aren't any attractive birds in this city at all so surely they must be leaving somehow.

Did you go out in Glasgow last night?

Sir C
08-23-2017, 02:13 PM
Prodigiously endowed, apparently. Norman Wisdom, not you.

Who needs a winkle when you can sing like that anyway?

Burney
08-23-2017, 02:19 PM
Who needs a winkle when you can sing like that anyway?

Well a good voice AND a big whanger would be better, though, wouldn't it? Frank Sinatra certainly thought so.