Trump was supposed to be starting WWlll by nuking North Korea.

[Sir C]

Those pesky Russkies were supposed to be starting WWlll by wandering into Lithuania. China was supposed to be starting WWlll by nicking Japanese seas, or something. Then there was the whole Saudi Arabia and Iran thing, not to mention Turkey getting arsey with everyone.

Fúck. All. Happens.

If someone's going to do it I wish they'd get the fúck on with it, because it's all becoming dull. Dull, dull, dull.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

I was in Vilnius this morning and no sign of any Russkies moving in.

[Sir C]

I was in Vilnius this morning and no sign of any Russkies moving in.

I've got a Lithuanian commercial pilot's licence. I expect it's lapsed now :-(

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Excellent restaurant called Kolonnade if you do fly in.

[Sir C]

Excellent restaurant called Kolonnade if you do fly in.

Is it all herrings á la Scandinavia or dumplings á la eastern Europe?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Is it all herrings á la Scandinavia or dumplings á la eastern Europe?

Very nice ostrich tartare followed by some of the finest roasted sturgeon I've ever had. Hang on! That was in Riga!

[Sir C]

Very nice ostrich tartare followed by some of the finest roasted sturgeon I've ever had. Hang on! That was in Riga!

What the fúck are they doing with ostriches in the fúcking Baltic?

I think I'd prefer the herring dumplings.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

They farm pstriches in as island off Estonia.

Vilnius was sorrel soup, zeppelinu and vension stew. Lingonberry cheesecake.

[Sir C]

They farm pstriches in as island off Estonia.

Vilnius was sorrel soup, zeppelinu and vension stew. Lingonberry cheesecake.

How are the women?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

All sorts. The young police bitch at the passport booth today I would have fried if I'd had a death ray on me.

[Sir C]

All sorts. The young police bitch at the passport booth today I would have fried if I'd had a death ray on me.

:-( Oh. I was rather hoping you would be sementing Anglo-Baltic relations, rather than vapourising the locals.

Remember, when they have returned to the bosom of Mother Russia, we'll need a trade deal.