At what point in your life did you actually thought you actually look like a

[Pat Vegas]

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

[Sir C]

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

Not sure about looking like a man, but I realised I only really felt like a man when my second parent died.

[Burney]

Not sure about looking like a man, but I realised I only really felt like a man when my second parent died.

:-( That reads a bit funny.

[redgunamo]

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

Do you feel like a man now, P?

[Pat Vegas]

:-( That reads a bit funny.

in a sort of standing over them with an axe sort of way?

[Sir C]

:-( That reads a bit funny.

As if the day I became an orphan I was moved to desire sexual congress with another male?

:-(

[Burney]

in a sort of standing over them with an axe sort of way?


:nod: Exactly so, f.

[Pat Vegas]

Do you feel like a man now, P?

Yes, since I lost weight and the barber trimmed my beard in a tidy way.

[Burney]

As if the day I became an orphan I was moved to desire sexual congress with another male?

:-(

:nono: In the sense that it makes you sound a bit murdery.

[Sir C]

:nono: In the sense that it makes it sound a bit murdery.

Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Do you feel like a man now, P?

:music: Man I feel like a woman :music:

[Burney]

Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings :-(

I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

[Burney]

Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.

[Sir C]

Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.

ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.

[Burney]

ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.

Those things smell terrible, though.

Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Those things smell terrible, though.

Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.

I would have thought that a man of his advancing years would have had a Harrods colostomy bag wired into his urinary tract by now
No need to go to the Gents whatsoever

[redgunamo]

No need to go to the Gents whatsoever

Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.

Rivers of piss ?
Disgusting sounds from the rear ?
Belching ?
Empty soap dispensers ?
Broken hand driers ?

I prefer to use the Ladies

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.


I still feel like a teenager