So...it's a bird, right?

[Burney]

With a fanny and that? A real one, like...right? :rubchin:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgyax8/what-its-like-to-be-a-genderfluid-sex-worker

[Pokster]

With a fanny and that? A real one, like...right? :rubchin:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgyax8/what-its-like-to-be-a-genderfluid-sex-worker

B, how come you even found that site, what on earth were you searching for :sherlock:

[Burney]

B, how come you even found that site, what on earth were you searching for :sherlock:

Vice.com is a leading 'news' and general interest site for the lefty yoot, p. Not what you're thinking.

[Pokster]

Vice.com is a leading 'news' and general interest site for the lefty root, p. Not what you're thinking.

hmmmm, I'm not convinced. :judge: Guilty as charged you filthy perv

[Burney]

hmmmm, I'm not convinced. :judge: Guilty as charged you filthy perv

Anyway, is it a bird? A proper one? Reading that article to find out is like trying to work out the impossible clue at the end of 3-2-1.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

The clue is in the large ring contraption in its nose b. It is neither bird nor bloke, it is cattle.

Seriously though, I think if you turned it over there'd be a rather large cock menacing you b (which I suspect you'd quite like).

[Burney]

The clue is in the large ring contraption in its nose b. It is neither bird nor bloke, it is cattle.

Seriously though, I think if you turned it over there'd be a rather large cock menacing you b (which I suspect you'd quite like).

I don't think so, h. I think it's just your run of the mill bird trying to be edgy by claiming to be 'gender-fluid'.

It's difficult to keep track of all these attention seekers these days.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Well in that case, I too am now officially gender fluid. I shall be in the ladies changing rooms in Harrods tomorrow vigorously stroking my gender non-specific sex organ (cock) and woe betide any security guard that tries to violate my human rights by asking me to leave. - [Reply for Berni]

[Burney]

Well in that case, I too am now officially gender fluid. I shall be in the ladies changing rooms in Harrods tomorrow vigorously stroking my gender non-specific sex organ (cock) and woe betide any security guard that tries to violate my human rights by asking me to leave. - [Reply for Berni]

You go, girl! Should anyone object, you must point out that your cock is a woman's cock and that any claim to the contrary is hate speech.

[IUFG]

You go, girl! Should anyone object, you must point out that your cock is a woman's cock and that any claim to the contrary is hate speech.

it will take multiple instances of the above type of behaviour; and sadly, probably a number of rapes / murders before all this ****ing nonsense stops.

Not long now before you have to sift through (traditionally called) women's clothes and shoes at the shops to find the blokes stuff. And as for that copper with his non-gender specific tampons...........aaaaarggghhhhhhhhhh!

[Burney]

it will take multiple instances of the above type of behaviour; and sadly, probably a number of rapes / murders before all this ****ing nonsense stops.

Not long now before you have to sift through (traditionally called) women's clothes and shoes at the shops to find the blokes stuff. And as for that copper with his non-gender specific tampons...........aaaaarggghhhhhhhhhh!

So, h would actually be doing us all a favour by wânking furiously in Harrods? He'd be like the Rosa Parks of his generation.

[bbrian]

You go, girl! Should anyone object, you must point out that your cock is a woman's cock and that any claim to the contrary is hate speech.

Herbert is small enough anyway that he could go with the large clit defense if challenged by a copper...

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I am preposterously well endowed bb as your mother will attest. I shall challenge their crass and narrow definitions of how large a clitoris may be. What fun it will be slapping my chopper down on the edge of the defendant's box!