So, a, as our resident Balkan expert, what will our recent influx of such types mean

[Burney]

for the dressing room? Are we going to have simmering ethnic tensions? :-(

[Ash]

for the dressing room? Are we going to have simmering ethnic tensions? :-(

Albanians and Bosnian Muslims will be fine, I expect. :thumbup: Arsene's Serbophobia might see us missing out on good players like Vidic and Matic, but it keeps things religiously pure and clean, at least. Inshallah.

[Rich]

Albanians and Bosnian Muslims will be fine, I expect. :thumbup: Arsene's Serbophobia might see us missing out on good players like Vidic and Matic, but it keeps things religiously pure and clean, at least. Inshallah.

I was looking at Bournemouth's new signing, Asmir Begovic at the weekend and it dawned on me that his face is far too gentle to be that of a Bosnian. I thought they all had the faces of men that have witnessed unspeakable things. Begovic actually looks quite handsome.

[Ash]

I was looking at Bournemouth's new signing, Asmir Begovic at the weekend and it dawned on me that his face is far too gentle to be that of a Bosnian. I thought they all had the faces of men that have witnessed unspeakable things. Begovic actually looks quite handsome.

He left for Germany as a child before it all kicked off, though having played for Stoke he must have witnessed many unspeakable things.