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Rich
08-03-2017, 07:28 AM
Had a friend over from the US and decided that some Wednesday evening refreshments were in order. Got back from Richmond at around 0230 hours and decided that a naked piano concerto would be the best thing to do while we enjoyed a pre-bedtime Port.

Around 2 minutes into the performance I was confronted by an extremely cross fiancée who wouldn't speak to me this morning :-(

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
08-03-2017, 07:42 AM
I expect she'd have been fine with the caper if you hadn't been stroking his cock

SWv2
08-03-2017, 08:01 AM
Had a friend over from the US and decided that some Wednesday evening refreshments were in order. Got back from Richmond at around 0230 hours and decided that a naked piano concerto would be the best thing to do while we enjoyed a pre-bedtime Port.

Around 2 minutes into the performance I was confronted by an extremely cross fiancée who wouldn't speak to me this morning :-(

You have a piano?

Rich
08-03-2017, 08:09 AM
You have a piano?

I don't play music. The better half does. Signed by Ellie Goulding too.

SWv2
08-03-2017, 08:13 AM
I don't play music. The better half does. Signed by Ellie Goulding too.

Very good.

I used to have a small Bontempi Organ in my room, bought as a gift by a former girlfriend. After a night out I would regularly sit down and tinkle the ivories, impromptu sessions akin to what the likes of Pink Floyd, The Orb or The KLF would have done.

Would imagine my neighbours weren’t best pleased but I think the volume was normally relatively muted.

My housemates never complained.

IUFG
08-03-2017, 10:17 AM
akin to what the likes of Pink Floyd, The Orb or The KLF would have done.

You fell asleep on the keyboard?
;-)

SWv2
08-03-2017, 10:57 AM
You fell asleep on the keyboard?
;-)

I banged out all sorts of incoherent random tunes and noises.

#ambientheaven

:cloud9:

Oh :vsign: by the way.