Oh my word, isn't she so very lovely..

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Imagine; the cold cruel sea has you in its fatal embrace and you feel the hypothermia paralyzing you as eternity looms and then she, this beautiful angel, swoops down from the helicopter and retrieves you from the jaws of death like Mandy in the old 10CC song.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40733974/my-split-life-selling-perfume-and-saving-lives-at-sea

[Burney]

Imagine; the cold cruel sea has you in its fatal embrace and you feel the hypothermia paralyzing you as eternity looms and then she, this beautiful angel, swoops down from the helicopter and retrieves you from the jaws of death like Mandy in the old 10CC song.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40733974/my-split-life-selling-perfume-and-saving-lives-at-sea

Yes, but if my life were depending on it, I'd probably prefer it was some hairy-arsed bloke who would definitely be strong enough to save me rather than some slip of a girl.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Yes, but if my life were depending on it, I'd probably prefer it was some hairy-arsed bloke who would definitely be strong enough to save me rather than some slip of a girl.

Yes, but who would you prefer cuddling you in the back of the helicopter to abate the hypothermia?