Tonight I am alone in my own property. There are so many questions unanswered at this

[Rich]

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

[Burney]

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

These are all medical facts, r.

[Sir C]

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

Drink? Wine, as God intended.
Eat? Kebab, as God intended.
Watch? Telly.

Your other needs are a matter for you and your conscience. And may God forgive you.

[Tony C]

Order Micky Ds from UberEats and load of youporn later :nod:

[Rich]

Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

These are all medical facts, r.

Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

[Peter]

Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

As we said yesterday- bowlers are ****ers :)

[Pat Vegas]

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

Kebab. some sort of Gordon Ramsay Programme, and go old school porn. but 90s

[Burney]

Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

Presumably, you're going to touch some poor patient with that hand tomorrow?

So much for going private. :-(

[World's End Stella]

Drink? Wine, as God intended.
Eat? Kebab, as God intended.
Watch? Telly.

Your other needs are a matter for you and your conscience. And may God forgive you.

God sure as f*ck did not intend wine and kebabs to be consumed together, Charles.

I'm disappointed in you, really I am. :-(