Text message from friend in Tanzania.

[Sir C]

"Serengeti so dry! You should come!"

Does he think I can do a fúcking rain dance or something?

[redgunamo]

"Serengeti so dry! You should come!"

Does he think I can do a fúcking rain dance or something?

Perhaos he wants you to bring strong drink? Either that or he's seen those videos of yours on youtube. If you follow me. Ahem.

[Monty92]

"Serengeti so dry! You should come!"

Does he think I can do a fúcking rain dance or something?

Your mum's Serengeti is so dry it's impossible to come, imo.

[Sir C]

Your mum's Serengeti is so dry it's impossible to come, imo.

Mention my mum again and I'll batter you.

It's no good, my heart's just not in it any more. What happened to the fire in my belly?