Next England captain

[Tony C]

Let's face it Root is on a hiding to nothing...won't last long imo

[Sir C]

Let's face it Root is on a hiding to nothing...won't last long imo

Alex Oxlade-Chambo.

[Just Trent]

Let's face it Root is on a hiding to nothing...won't last long imo

Might have to give Owen Morgan a shout. Technically he's not really a test match batsman. But, neither are half these other ****s they keep trying.

[Burney]

Let's face it Root is on a hiding to nothing...won't last long imo

England actually underperformed even against my miserably low expectations.

If South Africa had been able to catch at Lord's, we could well be looking at 0-2 against probably the worst S.A. team I've seen touring here.