I fell out of bed and damaged myself in the night.

[Sir C]

You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.

[SWv2]

You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.

How damaged?

Physically or simply in reputation.

[Sir C]

How damaged?

Physically or simply in reputation.

Physically. Landed on my bad shoulder and now feel like I was in a car crash.

I was three parts sober, as well.

[Burney]

You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.

Bad dream?

[Sir C]

Bad dream?

No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.

[SWv2]

No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.

Sorry, I know I shouldn't. :hehe:

You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.

[Sir C]

Sorry, I know I shouldn't. :hehe:

You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.

I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.

[Burney]

No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.

So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?

:-( :old:

We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?

[Sir C]

So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?

:-( :old:

We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?

It's depressing, I tell you.

[Burney]

It's depressing, I tell you.

It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.

[Sir C]

It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.

I was due to start running again tomorrow. No ****ing chance now.

[Pat Vegas]

I was due to start running again tomorrow. No ****ing chance now.

your mind is deliberately sabotaging yourself.
Like when I twisted my ankle a couple days before my driving test. by simply walking down the street.

[Pokster]

It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.

But he is an old goat who should be shot while you are still a young buck

[PSRB]

Sorry, I know I shouldn't. :hehe:

You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.

:nod: I couldn't help but chuckle

[SWv2]

:nod: I couldn't help but chuckle

Of course :nod:

Your kid or my kid does it and we display sympathy, a quinquagenarian Dutch and we laugh.