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redgunamo
07-13-2017, 11:45 AM
...........

Luis Anaconda
07-13-2017, 11:46 AM
He appears to have broken my stream - ****er

IUFG
07-13-2017, 11:47 AM
He appears to have broken my stream - ****er

it's back on. it's on.

SWv2
07-13-2017, 11:50 AM
it's back on. it's on.

Who exactly are we playing against?

Pokster
07-13-2017, 11:51 AM
Who exactly are we playing against?

Some bloke called Sidney and 10 of his mates

redgunamo
07-13-2017, 11:53 AM
Who exactly are we playing against?

Sidney, which does seem a little unfair. But it is actually a whole team, not just one bloke.

Monty92
07-13-2017, 12:43 PM
...........

"Plenty of strikers can score goals against FC Sydney," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

redgunamo
07-13-2017, 01:04 PM
"Plenty of strikers can score goals against FC Sydney," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

:hehe: Do you know where the original quip, or quote, comes from; who said it?

7sisters
07-13-2017, 01:05 PM
...........

Indeed.. and for those who missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCPBj34VqhI

Luis Anaconda
07-13-2017, 01:08 PM
Indeed.. and for those who missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCPBj34VqhI

Note the commentator couldn't tell the difference between Iwobi and Nketiah

IUFG
07-13-2017, 01:16 PM
Nketiah

never, ever, heard of him : plastic:

SWv2
07-13-2017, 01:20 PM
never, ever, heard of him : plastic:

Really?

He is a forward and plays for the England Under-18 team, recently hitting the headlines after scoring a hat-trick for the latter against Qatar. Originally on Chelsea's books, he signed scholarship terms us in 2015 and has spent this season alternating between the Under-18 and Under-23 teams. Off the top of my head I think he has scored 11 goals in 12 games at U18 level, and five goals in 11 appearances for the U23s.

He is a superb first-time finisher who is superb at converting crosses and passes with just one touch, his ability to get the ball under control is lacking. He should be looking to work on his first touch and composure, to improve not only his game – but to improve the fluidity of his team’s attack

IUFG
07-13-2017, 01:22 PM
Really?

He is a forward and plays for the England Under-18 team, recently hitting the headlines after scoring a hat-trick for the latter against Qatar. Originally on Chelsea's books, he signed scholarship terms us in 2015 and has spent this season alternating between the Under-18 and Under-23 teams. Off the top of my head I think he has scored 11 goals in 12 games at U18 level, and five goals in 11 appearances for the U23s.

He is a superb first-time finisher who is superb at converting crosses and passes with just one touch, his ability to get the ball under control is lacking. He should be looking to work on his first touch and composure, to improve not only his game – but to improve the fluidity of his team’s attack

highly commendable nerding there, sw :thumbup:

Luis Anaconda
07-13-2017, 01:28 PM
Really?

He is a forward and plays for the England Under-18 team, recently hitting the headlines after scoring a hat-trick for the latter against Qatar. Originally on Chelsea's books, he signed scholarship terms us in 2015 and has spent this season alternating between the Under-18 and Under-23 teams. Off the top of my head I think he has scored 11 goals in 12 games at U18 level, and five goals in 11 appearances for the U23s.

He is a superb first-time finisher who is superb at converting crosses and passes with just one touch, his ability to get the ball under control is lacking. He should be looking to work on his first touch and composure, to improve not only his game – but to improve the fluidity of his team’s attack

Such a deviant

redgunamo
07-13-2017, 01:29 PM
Really?

He is a forward and plays for the England Under-18 team, recently hitting the headlines after scoring a hat-trick for the latter against Qatar. Originally on Chelsea's books, he signed scholarship terms us in 2015 and has spent this season alternating between the Under-18 and Under-23 teams. Off the top of my head I think he has scored 11 goals in 12 games at U18 level, and five goals in 11 appearances for the U23s.

He is a superb first-time finisher who is superb at converting crosses and passes with just one touch, his ability to get the ball under control is lacking. He should be looking to work on his first touch and composure, to improve not only his game – but to improve the fluidity of his team’s attack

Good Lord, SW :-(

SWv2
07-13-2017, 01:32 PM
Good Lord, SW :-(

I have recently moved into football management at Youth level and during meetings with scouts and agents we discuss prospective talent from around the globe.

Burney
07-13-2017, 01:36 PM
I have recently moved into football management at Youth level and during meetings with scouts and agents we discuss prospective talent from around the globe.

You've spelt 'I recently joined a paedòphile ring' wrong.

redgunamo
07-13-2017, 01:37 PM
I have recently moved into football management at Youth level and during meetings with scouts and agents we discuss prospective talent from around the globe.

Oh, there's nothing wrong with it, I suppose. If you say so.

It's just all so .. unexpected, that's all.

Ash
07-13-2017, 01:41 PM
Really?

He is a forward and plays for the England Under-18 team, recently hitting the headlines after scoring a hat-trick for the latter against Qatar. Originally on Chelsea's books, he signed scholarship terms us in 2015 and has spent this season alternating between the Under-18 and Under-23 teams. Off the top of my head I think he has scored 11 goals in 12 games at U18 level, and five goals in 11 appearances for the U23s.

He is a superb first-time finisher who is superb at converting crosses and passes with just one touch, his ability to get the ball under control is lacking. He should be looking to work on his first touch and composure, to improve not only his game – but to improve the fluidity of his team’s attack

You've changed, man.

And it's 6 goals in 14 games for the U23's btw.

SWv2
07-13-2017, 01:44 PM
You've spelt 'I recently joined a paedòphile ring' wrong.

I completed a "How not to be a *****phile" course. :nono:

Pokster
07-13-2017, 01:45 PM
I completed a "How not to be a *****phile" course. :nono:

Us quailfied coaches can always say we have done that course... not wearing a vest were rules 1,2,3 and 4

SWv2
07-13-2017, 01:45 PM
You've changed, man.

And it's 6 goals in 14 games for the U23's btw.

My stream must have been down for them.

Luis Anaconda
07-13-2017, 01:59 PM
Us quailfied coaches can always say we have done that course... not wearing a vest were rules 1,2,3 and 4

What do they say about baseball caps and Fergal Sharkey hairdos?

Pokster
07-13-2017, 02:01 PM
What do they say about baseball caps and Fergal Sharkey hairdos?

It's the norm in Ireland

redgunamo
07-13-2017, 02:01 PM
Note the commentator couldn't tell the difference between Iwobi and Nketiah

He also said it was a simple finish :-|

SWv2
07-13-2017, 02:09 PM
What do they say about baseball caps and Fergal Sharkey hairdos?

I demand you retract that.

Luis Anaconda
07-13-2017, 02:24 PM
I demand you retract that.

I was thinking of Tony Pulis