I was chatting to a gentleman recently about the possibility of purchasing

[Sir C]

a certain substance. He duly quoted me a price for the item in question - per half gram.

Who the fúck buys half a g?

[Burney]

a certain substance. He duly quoted me a price for the item in question - per half gram.

Who the fúck buys half a g?

This is food bank Britain for you, Sir C :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You can get a kilogram of the stuff in Lidl
Next to the flour

[Pokster]

a certain substance. He duly quoted me a price for the item in question - per half gram.

Who the fúck buys half a g?

Perhaps he didn't think you needed much Viagra?

[Peter]

a certain substance. He duly quoted me a price for the item in question - per half gram.

Who the fúck buys half a g?

I was recently offered what I am guessing is the same substance. The salesman's pitch included stating that it was 'imported'.... ;)

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

a certain substance. He duly quoted me a price for the item in question - per half gram.

Who the fúck buys half a g?

Well if you are talking bugle, you need to watch it C. Surprising number of men your age pop the old aorta if they overdo it .

Stick to that which grows naturally son. Grew my own last year and harvested enough buds to last me two years I reckon :-)

[Sir C]

Well if you are talking bugle, you need to watch it C. Surprising number of men your age pop the old aorta if they overdo it .

Stick to that which grows naturally son. Grew my own last year and harvested enough buds to last me two years I reckon :-)

Pfffft. My system used to use beak like a car uses petrol, h.

[SWv2]

Well if you are talking bugle, you need to watch it C. Surprising number of men your age pop the old aorta if they overdo it .

Stick to that which grows naturally son. Grew my own last year and harvested enough buds to last me two years I reckon :-)

Tomatoes?

You fool nobody Herbs.

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Reminds me I have some old Tomato seeds from the 1980s somewhere.