Impressive sportsmen/celebrities you have met.

[Sir C]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

[Pat Vegas]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

James Brown,
Rolf Harris too actually.
I will add more later.

[redgunamo]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

Did he let you play with his didgereedoo?

[Peter]

James Brown,
Rolf Harris too actually.
I will add more later.

Damon Albarn
Paul Merson
Miles Hunt
Chas
Dave
Liam Brady

[Luis Anaconda]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

Barry Sheene
Mike Gatting
Paul Merson
Val Doonican
Terry Wogan
John Craven
Jimmy Savile - um, does he still count

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

David Rocastle
Charlie George
Viv Richards
Alan Hansen
Cliff Bastin used to serve me beer when he was the landlord of a local pub back in the '80s.

[IUFG]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

Don Letts
Neil Barnes
Charlie George
Perry Groves
David James
John Hartson

[Sir C]

Did he let you play with his didgereedoo?

He encouraged me to blow it.

This was on stage at the London Palladium, so he didn't get the chance to pop his thumb up my bottom.

[Luis Anaconda]

Barry Sheene
Mike Gatting
Paul Merson
Val Doonican
Terry Wogan
John Craven
Jimmy Savile - um, does he still count

Can't believe I left out Kenny Sansom, Charlie Nicholas, Frank McClintock and Bob Wilson

[Sir C]

Damon Albarn
Paul Merson
Miles Hunt
Chas
Dave
Liam Brady

Apart from Liam Brady, this is a shockingly sub-standard selection, p.

[IUFG]

This was on stage at the London Palladium, so he didn't get the chance to pop his thumb up my bottom.

I reckon that would not have stopped Savile. He's a second rate nonce is your man, Rolf...

[Sir C]

Can't believe I left out Kenny Sansom, Charlie Nicholas, Frank McClintock and Bob Wilson

I left out Charlie Nicholas as well :-(
And Charlie George.
And Jens Lehmann.
And that barmaid who had once served Dennis Bergkamp.

[Luis Anaconda]

I left out Charlie Nicholas as well :-(
And Charlie George.
And Jens Lehmann.
And that barmaid who had once served Dennis Bergkamp.
Actually, met Barbara Windsor several times as she owned a pub I used to drink in. Lovely lady

[Pokster]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

Henry Cooper
Rolf
Ian Wright
Sir Geoffrey Boycott
Sir Fred Truman
Douglas Bader... ha, trump that Sir C
Prince Philip

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Actually, met Barbara Windsor several times as she owned a pub I used to drink in. Lovely lady

Were you an extra in Eastenders, LA?

[Sir C]

Henry Cooper
Rolf
Ian Wright
Sir Geoffrey Boycott
Sir Fred Truman
Douglas Bader... ha, trump that Sir C
Prince Philip

Ooh, I've got Prince Philip as well. Also Prince Andrew.

Bader is of no interest to me I'm afraid, p. An egomaniac who almost cost us the Battle of Britain. I was lucky enough to meet many second world war heroes of the air and enjoyed an actual real friendship with one for many years.

[Ash]

Don Letts


:thumbup:

Captain Sensible

[Pokster]

Ooh, I've got Prince Philip as well. Also Prince Andrew.

Bader is of no interest to me I'm afraid, p. An egomaniac who almost cost us the Battle of Britain. I was lucky enough to meet many second world war heroes of the air and enjoyed an actual real friendship with one for many years.

But your mate would have been German... I put it to you that you are actually a hun

Got my picture in the paper with PP, opened our office back in the day

[Peter]

Apart from Liam Brady, this is a shockingly sub-standard selection, p.

I know.

I could have added all the politicians but that would only have got me a load of abuse.

I have seen loads of very famous people out and about but I wouldn't dream of disturbing them. If I was that type of person I could have added Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, Neil Young.....I only approached Liam Brady because I knew my dad would like it. The geezer was having a quiet pint....or at least trying to.

[Sir C]

But your mate would have been German... I put it to you that you are actually a hun

Got my picture in the paper with PP, opened our office back in the day

He was a keen pilot, Phil The Greek, and used to attend Tiger Club annual dinners, where he was always up for getting involved in the traditional food fight. A good sport, he was.

[Sir C]

I know.

I could have added all the politicians but that would only have got me a load of abuse.

I have seen loads of very famous people out and about but I wouldn't dream of disturbing them. If I was that type of person I could have added Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, Neil Young.....I only approached Liam Brady because I knew my dad would like it. The geezer was having a quiet pint....or at least trying to.

Ah, now if we were including politicians I could have played my Ted Heath card.

He was a fúcking weird man, Ted Heath.

[Peter]

I left out Charlie Nicholas as well :-(
And Charlie George.
And Jens Lehmann.
And that barmaid who had once served Dennis Bergkamp.

My friend's mum was a receptionist at the dentist where Dennis Bergkamp took his kids. He was apparently one of the nicest people she has ever met and always took the kids himself.

He really is the ultimate human being ;)

[Peter]

Ah, now if we were including politicians I could have played my Ted Heath card.

He was a fúcking weird man, Ted Heath.

I never met Ted. I did walk past him in a corridor once.

[Sir C]

My friend's mum was a receptionist at the dentist where Dennis Bergkamp took his kids. He was apparently one of the nicest people she has ever met and always took the kids himself.

He really is the ultimate human being ;)

Unfortunately the barmaid told me that she spilled some soup on him while waitressing at an Ajax dinner, and that he was wasn't very nice about it. Not shouty, but a bit sullen :-(

Mind you, she may have been a secret Feyenoord fan.

[Sir C]

I never met Ted. I did walk past him in a corridor once.

I used to wonder what he was concealing in the crotch of his trousers. There was room for a leg of lamb to dangle there, for Christ's sake.

[Ash]

I used to wonder what he was concealing in the crotch of his trousers.

A small boy, perhaps.

[Tony C]

Frankie Dettori was shorter than I expected...even for a jockey

Met Richard Hughes in his riding days...5 foot 10 and looked at deaths door with the weight cuts and starvation

[Peter]

Unfortunately the barmaid told me that she spilled some soup on him while waitressing at an Ajax dinner, and that he was wasn't very nice about it. Not shouty, but a bit sullen :-(

Mind you, she may have been a secret Feyenoord fan.

What did she expect? Don't ****ing spill soup on people.

Jesus Christ!

[Viva Prat Vegas]

A small boy, perhaps.

Cyril Smith had room for an entire class

[Pokster]

Ah, now if we were including politicians I could have played my Ted Heath card.

He was a fúcking weird man, Ted Heath.

I could have added Bill Clinton... and Richard Branson (they were having dinner together in Dubai at the time... SRB had a little wave at my Mrs, dirty basterd... him, not her unfortunatley)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Lou Macari
Kate Middleton
T-Bag

[Sir C]

Lou Macari
Kate Middleton
T-Bag

You and Lou Macari teabagged Kate Middleton?

Is that not treasonous?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You and Lou Macari teabagged Kate Middleton?

Is that not treasonous?

Lou Macari paid for it
When they went to cash up we were arrested for laundering fake money

[Pat Vegas]

I left out Charlie Nicholas as well :-(
And Charlie George.
And Jens Lehmann.
And that barmaid who had once served Dennis Bergkamp.

I just remembered I met Alan Sunderland. he was nice.

[Pokster]

I just remembered I met Alan Sunderland. he was nice.

Forgot to add Emlyn Hughes (was a top bloke) and Justin rose (very down to earth)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

John Junor
Terry Scott
One of the Grumbleweeds
Steve Williams

[Sir C]

John Junor
Terry Scott
One of the Grumbleweeds
Steve Williams

One of the Grumbleweeds? That's fúck all good to me, v. Which Grumbleweed was it?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

One of the Grumbleweeds? That's fúck all good to me, v. Which Grumbleweed was it?

The small round one who looked like a bald Charlie Drake
He was unkempt

[Luis Anaconda]

The small round one who looked like a bald Charlie Drake
He was unkempt

Enough about Steve Williams - which of the Grumbleweeds did you meet?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Enough about Steve Williams - which of the Grumbleweeds did you meet?

Sorry
Did I say Steve Williams ?
I meant Perry Fenwick

[Burney]

One of the Grumbleweeds? That's fúck all good to me, v. Which Grumbleweed was it?

Dave Prowse (Darth Vader) was forever coming round to our school dressed as the Green Cross Code Man. He lived locally, I think.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Dave Prowse (Darth Vader) was forever coming round to our school dressed as the Green Cross Code Man. He lived locally, I think.

Did he sound like James Earl Jones ?

[Sir C]

Dave Prowse (Darth Vader) was forever coming round to our school dressed as the Green Cross Code Man. He lived locally, I think.

Did I tell you I've got jury service in August? Croydon Crown Court. How the fúck am I supposed to schlepp to Croydon every day? Apart from anything else, parking is a fúcking nightmare.

What a lot of old bóllocks.

[Burney]

Did I tell you I've got jury service in August? Croydon Crown Court. How the fúck am I supposed to schlepp to Croydon every day? Apart from anything else, parking is a fúcking nightmare.

What a lot of old bóllocks.

You could always park at my folks' place and get a bus from there. Not sure how much that helps, though. Otherwise it's two buses at least. :-(

[Burney]

Did he sound like James Earl Jones ?

No. He sounded like the Green Cross Code man.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You could always park at my folks' place and get a bus from there. Not sure how much that helps, though. Otherwise it's two buses at least. :-(

:hehe:

As if C would get one bus let alone two

[Ash]

:hehe:

As if C would get one bus let alone two

You can get two for the price of one these days #khan

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

My brother met Ian Wright in the Croydon KFC.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

My brother met Ian Wright in the Croydon KFC.

Oh, and my missus met the Dalai Lama - filmed an audience he was having with the British lady who runs a charity up that way who my missus was making a film for. And got presented with an award by Jon Snow.

Closest I've got is having spoken to two of the country's top experts on WW1 - Mombauer on the causes, Sheffield on the fighting. And I met a Congress state MP (MLA) in India. Not very good, is it?

[SWv2]

Did I tell you I've got jury service in August? Croydon Crown Court. How the fúck am I supposed to schlepp to Croydon every day? Apart from anything else, parking is a fúcking nightmare.

What a lot of old bóllocks.

Just offer an excuse or reason for non-attendance and they will accept it.

They invite multiples of the numbers required as they know people have **** to be getting on with.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Did he let you play with his didgereedoo?


I didn't realise Patrick Vieira had a didgereedoo....

[Just Trent]

Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan

Compete with that little lot.

Dave Grohl
Dennis Bergkamp
Ian Wright
Tony Hart
One of the chaps from Aswad.

[Pokster]

Dave Grohl
Dennis Bergkamp
Ian Wright
Tony Hart
One of the chaps from Aswad.

Forgot to add Eric Cantona and also Monsour Barhami.....