Underwhelming celebrities/sportsmen you have met.

[Pat Vegas]

Iwan Thomas,
Sinbad from Brookside,



People who I didn't know who they were at the time but were tremendous.
Howard Marks.

[IUFG]

Tony Adams

[Luis Anaconda]

Iwan Thomas,
Sinbad from Brookside,



People who I didn't know who they were at the time but were tremendous.
Howard Marks.
Peter Reed - couldn't remember anything about playing for Everton and went on about rowing in the Olympics

[Sir C]

Iwan Thomas,
Sinbad from Brookside,



People who I didn't know who they were at the time but were tremendous.
Howard Marks.

Joe Pasquale

[Pat Vegas]

Joe Pasquale

I will now ask an underwhelming predictable question.

Does he really talk like that?

I could have been funny and asked a different question.

[Pokster]

Iwan Thomas,
Sinbad from Brookside,



People who I didn't know who they were at the time but were tremendous.
Howard Marks.

Anders Limpar, Neil Foster, Ian Ward

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Iwan Thomas,
Sinbad from Brookside,



People who I didn't know who they were at the time but were tremendous.
Howard Marks.

I was stood about 20 feet away from Simon Cowell and Sir Bob Geldof on Saturday.

[SWv2]

Iwan Thomas,
Sinbad from Brookside,



People who I didn't know who they were at the time but were tremendous.
Howard Marks.

Mike Gatting.

I called him a ****, he retorted and verbally insulted me, which was fine. We went our seperate ways.

[Sir C]

I will now ask an underwhelming predictable question.

Does he really talk like that?

I could have been funny and asked a different question.

I didn't know how he spoke on TV so I don't know if it's the same voice, but it's certainly high and squeaky.

[Sir C]

Anders Limpar, Neil Foster, Ian Ward

Anders Limpar closed his front door in my face after I'd driven 1,000 miles to deliver him his new car. :****er:

[IUFG]

Mike Gatting.

I called him a ****, he retorted and verbally insulted me, which was fine. We went our seperate ways.

was calling him a **** your opening gambit?

if so, well played.

[Yesterday Once More]

Minty from Eastenders in a coffee shop at The Angel. Very friendly bloke with no side to him, seemed genuinely chuffed that I said "Hello Cliff" as the poor bloke obviously didn't think he'd be famous enough in his own right for anyone to know his real name.

[Pat Vegas]

Anders Limpar closed his front door in my face after I'd driven 1,000 miles to deliver him his new car. :****er:

He was pissed off with extra 1000 miles on his speedo on his new car.

[Sir C]

Mike Gatting.

I called him a ****, he retorted and verbally insulted me, which was fine. We went our seperate ways.

Mike Gatting? Jolly fat lad? Walking proof that cricket is a pastime, not a sport? Brother of Steve Gatting?

How's he a **** then?

[Sir C]

He was pissed off with extra 1000 miles on his speedo on his new car.

:shrug: He asked for it, he wanted it in a hurry.

[SWv2]

was calling him a **** your opening gambit?

if so, well played.

Very first sentence, probably a few other swear words in the same sentence.

I was entering a pub in Cardiff, Cathedral Road down by Sofia Gardens to be precise, and as I was on my way in he came out and nearly knocked me over so I gave him a verbal lashing.

[Pat Vegas]

Minty from Eastenders in a coffee shop at The Angel. Very friendly bloke with no side to him, seemed genuinely chuffed that I said "Hello Cliff" as the poor bloke obviously didn't think he'd be famous enough in his own right for anyone to know his real name.

:hehe: Used to see plenty of people around The Angel. Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson, Gillian Taylforth in marks and spencer, Jim Carver from the Bill, Cassandra from Only fools and horses, Paul Whitehouse all the time, Sue Pollard is always walking about, Vas Blackwood, Mark Fowler from Eastenders, that goofy blond bloke who was in Eastenders a few years ago.

[Peter]

:shrug: He asked for it, he wanted it in a hurry.

So are you one of those ****s that stands there thumbing a lift with trade plates that suggest 'I am not a freeloading hippy and am deserving of a lift'?

Or do you get the train back?

[Pat Vegas]

:shrug: He asked for it, he wanted it in a hurry.

Did you have to walk back?

[Luis Anaconda]

Mike Gatting? Jolly fat lad? Walking proof that cricket is a pastime, not a sport? Brother of Steve Gatting?

How's he a **** then?

So do Mick Quinn, Jan Molby and countless other fat ****s prove football isn't a sport?

[Peter]

Very first sentence, probably a few other swear words in the same sentence.

I was entering a pub in Cardiff, Cathedral Road down by Sofia Gardens to be precise, and as I was on my way in he came out and nearly knocked me over so I gave him a verbal lashing.


I have met him. I thought he was a bit of a **** but I didn't say so.

[Peter]

So do Mick Quinn, Jan Molby and countless other fat ****s prove football isn't a sport?

Gazza wasn't thin.

[Sir C]

So do Mick Quinn, Jan Molby and countless other fat ****s prove football isn't a sport?

They weren't fat, la. Just big boned.

I've seen those lads 'running' between the sticks. :hehe:

[IUFG]

I have met him. I thought he was a bit of a **** but I didn't say so.

with this and sw's evidence. he is a ****. :judge:

[Sir C]

So are you one of those ****s that stands there thumbing a lift with trade plates that suggest 'I am not a freeloading hippy and am deserving of a lift'?

Or do you get the train back?

No, no, back in the day I used to get lifts everywhere. I've had lifts all across Europe. i got a lift on a lorry out of Turkey all the way to Austria, once. This was in the mid-80s, of course, when One was less likely to end up búggered and dead.

[Sir C]

Did you have to walk back?

Yep. Walked from his house in some Cheshire suburb and found a bus stop.

Ungrateful ****.

[SWv2]

I have met him. I thought he was a bit of a **** but I didn't say so.

You are clearly a coward, which comes as no surprise to this man.

I live in fear of nobody.

[Luis Anaconda]

They weren't fat, la. Just big boned.

I've seen those lads 'running' between the sticks. :hehe:

You'll have noticed the great fitness required to do it well then

[Sir C]

You'll have noticed the great fitness required to do it well then

:hehe: Yes, those lumbering lard buckets are clearly well fit :hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

:hehe: Yes, those lumbering lard buckets are clearly well fit :hehe:

Have you seen a game since 1840 sir C? Not sure which lumbering lard buckets you are referring to. Skinny ****ers to a man these days

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[Sir C]

Have you seen a game since 1840 sir C? Not sure which lumbering lard buckets you are referring to. Skinny ****ers to a man these days

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I think I once saw the end of a game which had started in 1840, la.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sid Owens brother
He was a cund

[PSRB]

Billy Idol, complete knob

[Burney]

Mike Gatting.

I called him a ****, he retorted and verbally insulted me, which was fine. We went our seperate ways.

I see him all the time near where I work. The years have not been kind.

[Sir C]

I see him all the time near where I work. The years have not been kind.

Remember that time I went to the trouble and embarrassment of getting David Gower's autograph for you? And you told me I could shove it up my arse?

That was nice.

[Burney]

Remember that time I went to the trouble and embarrassment of getting David Gower's autograph for you? And you told me I could shove it up my arse?

That was nice.

I said no such thing. I was perhaps somewhat underwhelmed.

[SWv2]

I said no such thing. I was perhaps somewhat underwhelmed.

I have never fully understood the clamour for autographs once one is no longer a child.

I was watching Wimbledon the other night and people, adults, almost falling over each other for Murray to scribble on their notepad / ball.

[Pat Vegas]

Sid Owens brother
He was a cund

Sid Owen's brother. Who works in Chapel Market? :sherlock:

[Pokster]

I have never fully understood the clamour for autographs once one is no longer a child.

I was watching Wimbledon the other night and people, adults, almost falling over each other for Murray to scribble on their notepad / ball.

Stick it on ebay and you've earned you ticket costs back.... shrewd

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sid Owen's brother. Who works in Chapel Market? :sherlock:

I know knot of where he works
Only that in the pub he was a cund
(The Chapel Market Arms)

[Pat Vegas]

I know knot of where he works
Only that in the pub he was a cund
(The Chapel Market Arms)

:nod: I don't know if he is still there but he worked there for years.

and Frankie Fraser's daughter was on the fruit and veg stall I think.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:nod: I don't know if he is still there but he worked there for years.

and Frankie Fraser's daughter was on the fruit and veg stall I think.

Did she slice the bananas up with a razor ?

I saw Frankie Fraser once on the East London line
I stared at him and he stared at me
He did not blink
Fortunately I was on the platform and his train was pulling away

[The Rob2]

met tony woodcock in my SU - he was very nice
drunkenly shouted JOHNATHAN at Alan Davies

That's about it - I don't usually speak to celebrities, I'm far too British

[Ash]

That's about it - I don't usually speak to celebrities, I'm far too British

Good man. Leave 'em alone I say. I haven't tried to speak to anyone famous since I was a kid.