All things considered, puppies are bloody hard work. One of them

[redgunamo]

woke me up in the middle of the night and the other one stole my steak sandwich breakfast and knocked over my glass of beer.

It must be what having babies about the place is like.

[Ash]

woke me up in the middle of the night and the other one stole my steak sandwich breakfast and knocked over my glass of beer.

It must be what having babies about the place is like.

Will you be delivering retribution?

[redgunamo]

Will you be delivering retribution?

No. Mischievousness and abstinence are desired traits, in hounds as in sons.

[Monty92]

woke me up in the middle of the night and the other one stole my steak sandwich breakfast and knocked over my glass of beer.

It must be what having babies about the place is like.

My cat woke me up this morning by feverishly tonguing the inside of my ear. For a moment I thought it was the missus.

Never been so relieved in my life.

[redgunamo]

My cat woke me up this morning by feverishly tonguing the inside of my ear. For a moment I thought it was the missus.

Never been so relieved in my life.

My wife wakes me up that way sometimes. Unpleasant, of course, but the redgunamos are stern, stolid, implacable men; they can rough it if they have to.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Your mum woke me up feverishly tounging the inside of my anus - rimming I think you youngsters call it. Feels like a snail's trying to crawl up yer arse :nod: