Women that you're supposed to think are great, but who you don't like.

[Pat Vegas]

My Mum/Your Mum

There. I've said it.

[Pokster]

My Mum/Your Mum

There. I've said it.

You don't like your mum!? Shame on you.





Most of AWIMB love your mum

[Burney]

My Mum/Your Mum

There. I've said it.

Scarlett Johansson. Weird looking and not sexy.

[Burney]

My Mum/Your Mum

There. I've said it.

Also, Theresa May. Silly cünt that she is.

[Sir C]

Scarlett Johansson. Weird looking and not sexy.

:nod: You can chuck Ikea Nightly into that particular sack of sexlessness as well.

[Burney]

:nod: You can chuck Ikea Nightly into that particular sack of sexlessness as well.

Yes. Although she was awfully nice in that dream I had about her. Really sweet and not at all up herself.

[Peter]

Also, Theresa May. Silly cünt that she is.

Thatcher.

****.

[Burney]

Thatcher.

****.

I didn't think you were supposed to like Thatcher, p. You being a commie and all.

[Peter]

I didn't think you were supposed to like Thatcher, p. You being a commie and all.

I'm just saying, she was a ****ing ****.

[Pat Vegas]

I didn't think you were supposed to like Thatcher, p. You being a commie and all.

What about Hillary Clinton. We are supposed to like her.

Well the lefties told us we should.

[Sir C]

I'm just saying, she was a ****ing ****.

Is this the gentler, kinder politics promised by your Dear Leader, p?

[Burney]

What about Hillary Clinton. We are supposed to like her.

Well the lefties told us we should.

I don't think anyone likes Hillary Clinton, f. The more the world saw of her, the more understanding they were of Bill slipping it to anything with vertebrae imo.

[Sir C]

I don't think anyone likes Hillary Clinton, f. The more the world saw of her, the more understanding they were of Bill slipping it to anything with vertebrae imo.

Especially when she had that poo stain :-(

[Burney]

I'm just saying, she was a ****ing ****.

Maybe, but she was a proper, no-nonsense cünt. You knew where you were with Thatcher. Not like that slippery, messianic, lying cünt Blair.

[Burney]

Especially when she had that poo stain :-(

Come now. Let he who has never misjudged a fart cast the first stone, tbf.

[Peter]

Maybe, but she was a proper, no-nonsense cünt. You knew where you were with Thatcher. Not like that slippery, messianic, lying cünt Blair.

All politicians lie. The whole Blair thing is just so unfair. Tories start wars all the time and get hailed as great leaders. The one time a Labour Prime Minister starts a stupid war and we never hear the end of it.

Hypocrisy.

Thatcher is up to her neck in the Hillsborough business, Orgreave, and one other thing which I am STILL not allowed to talk about. It will come out eventually.

[Peter]

I don't think anyone likes Hillary Clinton, f. The more the world saw of her, the more understanding they were of Bill slipping it to anything with vertebrae imo.

They hated her so much they voted for Trump.

[Burney]

All politicians lie. The whole Blair thing is just so unfair. Tories start wars all the time and get hailed as great leaders. The one time a Labour Prime Minister starts a stupid war and we never hear the end of it.

Hypocrisy.

Thatcher is up to her neck in the Hillsborough business, Orgreave, and one other thing which I am STILL not allowed to talk about. It will come out eventually.

Thatcher won her war. That's a crucial difference.

Also, Thatcher picked her battles well.

Hillsborough - Meh. No-one outside Liverpool cares.
Orgreave - Meh. No one from outside the left cares (indeed much of the country thoroughly enjoyed watching miners get a good kicking).

Blair, on the other hand, decided to 'rub the right's nose in diversity' (not his quote, I know, but clearly his sentiment), opened the immigration floodgates, more than doubled the muslim population within a decade and deeply, deeply fücked the country up, meaning he is hated by the right.

Meanwhile, his perceived 'red tory' ways mean he is hated by the left, while Iraq means much of the centre left hate him, too.

All in all, an impressive tally.

[Ash]

All politicians lie. The whole Blair thing is just so unfair. Tories start wars all the time and get hailed as great leaders. The one time a Labour Prime Minister starts a stupid war and we never hear the end of it.


He did it twice, actually. Got away with it the first time which was a particular shame because it set the precedent for the endless stupid and dangerous wars, direct and proxy, which have followed.

[Peter]

Thatcher won her war. That's a crucial difference.

Also, Thatcher picked her battles well.

Hillsborough - Meh. No-one outside Liverpool cares.
Orgreave - Meh. No one from outside the left cares (indeed much of the country thoroughly enjoyed watching miners get a good kicking).

Blair, on the other hand, decided to 'rub the right's nose in diversity' (not his quote, I know, but clearly his sentiment), opened the immigration floodgates, more than doubled the muslim population within a decade and deeply, deeply fücked the country up, meaning he is hated by the right.

Meanwhile, his perceived 'red tory' ways mean he is hated by the left, while Iraq means much of the centre left hate him, too.

All in all, an impressive tally.

History will care, b. That old bitch is going down.

[Peter]

He did it twice, actually. Got away with it the first time which was a particular shame because it set the precedent for the endless stupid and dangerous wars, direct and proxy, which have followed.

Yeah, alright, there is no need to start counting. Its all bomb the arse off of the bad guys isn't it. One war on terror, two major 'engagements'.....

[Burney]

History will care, b. That old bitch is going down.

Doubt it. The left will always hate her, while the right venerates her more the further away we get from her glorious reign.

Same as it ever was, in other words.

[redgunamo]

They hated her so much they voted for Trump.

That's rather unfair on the Donald, I reckon. Before running for president, he was broadly popular, which you can't say about HRC.

[Burney]

Yeah, alright, there is no need to start counting. Its all bomb the arse off of the bad guys isn't it. One war on terror, two major 'engagements'.....

Yes. He loved the toy box, no doubt about that. Shame he wasn't so keen on paying for it.

[redgunamo]

Thatcher won her war. That's a crucial difference.

Also, Thatcher picked her battles well.

Hillsborough - Meh. No-one outside Liverpool cares.
Orgreave - Meh. No one from outside the left cares (indeed much of the country thoroughly enjoyed watching miners get a good kicking).

Blair, on the other hand, decided to 'rub the right's nose in diversity' (not his quote, I know, but clearly his sentiment), opened the immigration floodgates, more than doubled the muslim population within a decade and deeply, deeply fücked the country up, meaning he is hated by the right.

Meanwhile, his perceived 'red tory' ways mean he is hated by the left, while Iraq means much of the centre left hate him, too.

All in all, an impressive tally.

He was alright, I think.

[Burney]

He was alright, I think.

Well he gave you lots of business. You're bound to see the good in him.

[redgunamo]

Well he gave you lots of business. You're bound to see the good in him.

I simply like the fellow and find all this hostility toward him rather unfair :shrug:









loooooooooooool. No, you're right :hehe:

[Peter]

Doubt it. The left will always hate her, while the right venerates her more the further away we get from her glorious reign.

Same as it ever was, in other words.

Not quite. Remember, history is written and taught by communist university lecturers.

[Peter]

I simply like the fellow and find all this hostility toward him rather unfair :shrug:











loooooooooooool. No, you're right :hehe:

Exactly. Very unfair. I mean, apart from anything else, he banned fox hunting. Good on him. **** those ****s.

[Burney]

Not quite. Remember, history is written and taught by communist university lecturers.

Oh, sure. But that's not real history. Real history is what the people decide is real history.

Elizabeth defeated the Armada, Wellington beat Napoleon, Winston Churchill won the War and Maggie saved us from socialism. This is the history people actually remember, not the airy-fairy toss historians come out with to try and get noticed.

[Burney]

Exactly. Very unfair. I mean, apart from anything else, he banned fox hunting. Good on him. **** those ****s.

I've no brief for foxes, p. Vicious, hairy orange cünts.

Also, TB banned hare coursing, of which I believe young r is rather fond.

[redgunamo]

Exactly. Very unfair. I mean, apart from anything else, he banned fox hunting. Good on him. **** those ****s.

Well, he got a law passed which removed all the hoo-rays, amateurs and weekenders from the thing certainly, but I take your point.

[Peter]

I've no brief for foxes, p. Vicious, hairy orange cünts.

Also, TB banned hare coursing, of which I believe young r is rather fond.

As long as he inconvenienced a load of posh ****ers, I'm happy.

[Sir C]

As long as he inconvenienced a load of posh ****ers, I'm happy.

You seem terribly angry, p. What ails you?

[Ash]

Well, he got a law passed which removed all the hoo-rays, amateurs and weekenders from the thing certainly, but I take your point.

Wasn't that why you left the country?

[Ash]

Yeah, alright, there is no need to start counting. Its all bomb the arse off of the bad guys isn't it. One war on terror, two major 'engagements'.....

Bugger, I can't count either. He did it twice before Iraq. Serial warmongery b.astard.

[Peter]

You seem terribly angry, p. What ails you?

No anger here. Just calling it as I see it ;)

[redgunamo]

Wasn't that why you left the country?

Oh, I'd long gone by that time, because of our quarantine regulations.

[redgunamo]

As long as he inconvenienced a load of posh ****ers, I'm happy.

It hasn't though, that's the thing; they always do what they want.

[Peter]

Bugger, I can't count either. He did it twice before Iraq. Serial warmongery b.astard.

Ok, he might have been a bit warmongery. Not the end of the world.

[Peter]

It hasn't though, that's the thing; they always do what they want.

Fine, but at least they have to do it in secret

[redgunamo]

Fine, but at least they have to do it in secret

Private, not secret :-)

[Peter]

Private, not secret :-)

Whatever. I think we all know what we mean here :D

[redgunamo]

Whatever. I think we all know what we mean here :D

Just so. Everybody's happy, including you :-)

[Peter]

Just so. Everybody's happy, including you :-)

Satisfied, not happy. :)

[redgunamo]

Satisfied, not happy. :)

Me, too, now we've finally signed Lacazette :cloud9:

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Scarlett Johansson. Weird looking and not sexy.

Yes except when she is Romanov in the Marvel Comics movies. Her suit fits quite well

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

:nod: You can chuck Ikea Nightly into that particular sack of sexlessness as well.

Yes, totally agreed

[Ash]

Me, too, now we've finally signed Lacazette :cloud9:

Is it offishul?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

My Mum/Your Mum

There. I've said it.

Kate Moss is in that category imo

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Is it offishul?

:nod: :cloud9: right up redg's street.
https://www.arsenal.com/sites/default/files/styles/large_16x9/public/images/laca2.jpg?itok=-7i0huWO

[redgunamo]

He's really rather small, isn't he :-\



:nod: :cloud9: right up redg's street.
https://www.arsenal.com/sites/default/files/styles/large_16x9/public/images/laca2.jpg?itok=-7i0huWO

[SWv2]

The Queen.

Tiocfaidh ar lá

[SWv2]

He's really rather small, isn't he :-\

He appears to be wearing some kind of polo shirt, which is odd.

[redgunamo]

......... :-|



Is it offishul?

[redgunamo]

He appears to be wearing some kind of polo shirt, which is odd.

They go very well with jeans, so I'm told :-|

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD-_svuXcAImKnx.jpg