Oh Christ. It's time for everyone to become a tennis expert for two weeks.

[Sir C]

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

[SWv2]

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

Not I Sir C.

Can't be doing with it myself.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

Flying over to London tomorrow. Only just realised Wimbledon starts today and my immediate thought was i've booked to come when it's likely to piss down with rain :-(

[Burney]

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

Talking of whom, we must assume he's a very wealthy man, but here he is looking as though he's covered himself in glue and run through a branch of Moss Bross.

Ignorant, uncouth scotch cünt can't even dress himself. :shakehead:

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[Sir C]

Flying over to London tomorrow. Only just realised Wimbledon starts today and my immediate thought was i've book to come when it's likely to piss down with rain :-(

I think it's due to be nice this week, actually. 24/25 with the odd shower.

[Sir C]

Talking of whom, we must assume he's a very wealthy man, but here he is looking as though he's covered himself in glue and run through a branch of Moss Bross.

Ignorant, uncouth scotch cünt can't even dress himself. :shakehead:

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My word. Imagine what our tailor would say.

[Burney]

My word. Imagine what our tailor would say.

Poor chap would faint dead away, I suspect. Literally nothing in the ensemble is right. The jacket hangs off him like a potato sack, the bow tie is abysmally tied, the shoes aren't patent leather while the trousers are quite simply a disaster.

What is going on?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I think it's due to be nice this week, actually. 24/25 with the odd shower.

Are you responsible for my avatar? Hmmmm???????

[Sir C]

Poor chap would faint dead away, I suspect. Literally nothing in the ensemble is right. The jacket hangs off him like a potato sack, the bow tie is abysmally tied, the shoes aren't patent leather while the trousers are quite simply a disaster.

What is going on?

That's probably the finest scotch tailoring available, tbh.

[Sir C]

Are you responsible for my avatar? Hmmmm???????

Nothing to do with me. It's an admin job, not a mod job.

[Pat Vegas]

Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well :-(

When I was a kid it was also the 2 weeks I'd look in the argos catalogue and start demanding my parents buy me one of those Dunlop tennis racquets.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

When I was a kid it was also the 2 weeks I'd look in the argos catalogue and start demanding my parents buy me one of those Dunlop tennis racquets.

:hehe: Yes, this was the time of year me and my mates would get tennis rackets and go to the local court that had markings but no net.

[Ash]

When I was a kid it was also the 2 weeks I'd look in the argos catalogue and start demanding my parents buy me one of those Dunlop tennis racquets.

You haven't changed much then. Always requiring purchases. ;-)

[Ash]

Are you responsible for my avatar? Hmmmm???????

I think it's rather fetching tbh.

[Pat Vegas]

You haven't changed much then. Always requiring purchases. ;-)

Always filling a void.

[redgunamo]

I think it's rather fetching tbh.

Stone-washed jeans though :-\