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Pat Vegas
07-03-2017, 08:31 AM
without saying goodbye.

:vsign:

Precisely the reason I will never go again. at least in the old days I could use I'm going to the cash point excuse.

Billy Goat Sverige
07-03-2017, 08:36 AM
without saying goodbye.

:vsign:

Precisely the reason I will never go again. at least in the old days I could use I'm going to the cash point excuse.

You have to sneak out of those things otherwise you get the never-ending "stay for one more drink" *******s.

Burney
07-03-2017, 08:38 AM
without saying goodbye.

:vsign:

Precisely the reason I will never go again. at least in the old days I could use I'm going to the cash point excuse.

Oh, this one's easy. You just explain to them that it was because you don't like them and couldn't bear a moment's more interaction with them. That should clear things up nicely.

Pokster
07-03-2017, 08:39 AM
without saying goodbye.

:vsign:

Precisely the reason I will never go again. at least in the old days I could use I'm going to the cash point excuse.

I do the old "off to the loo" trick... as long as the loo is near the exit you can just sneak off..... and at my age going to the loo is getting more common :-(

Pat Vegas
07-03-2017, 08:44 AM
You have to sneak out of those things otherwise you get the never-ending "stay for one more drink" *******s.

:nod: I hate that ****.

Pat Vegas
07-03-2017, 08:45 AM
I do the old "off to the loo" trick... as long as the loo is near the exit you can just sneak off..... and at my age going to the loo is getting more common :-(

a pretendy phone call also works. but there will always someone smoking outside so they will catch you.

Easier in summer to escape winter is more tricky if you have a coat or a bag or something with you.

SWv2
07-03-2017, 09:47 AM
without saying goodbye.

:vsign:

Precisely the reason I will never go again. at least in the old days I could use I'm going to the cash point excuse.

Just go, tell them you have better shít to be doing the next day.

At the same time make a joke about them all being ****s, opening up that you don't like them and suggesting you would never socialise with any of them but for the fact that you work with them. Say this in a deadpan and serious way, but just as you go to leave do the wee gun motion and shoot them with both hands, creating the impression of humour and bonhomie.

You know you meant it. That is all that matters.

Be careful to not just walk to the pub next door or across the road as this may blow your story.

Ash
07-03-2017, 09:49 AM
... but just as you go to leave do the wee gun motion and shoot them with both hands


Was that one of Robbie Keane's goal celebrations?

Billy Goat Sverige
07-03-2017, 09:50 AM
Was that one of Robbie Keane's goal celebrations?

:nod: Secretly telling all the Spurs fans what he thought of them.

Luis Anaconda
07-03-2017, 09:52 AM
a pretendy phone call also works. but there will always someone smoking outside so they will catch you.

Easier in summer to escape winter is more tricky if you have a coat or a bag or something with you.

Jesus wept - in the unlikely event that I would be leaving a drinks event early, i would just say "I'm going. Bye". Why must you make everything so complicated?

SWv2
07-03-2017, 09:52 AM
Was that one of Robbie Keane's goal celebrations?

He did a wee tumble also and kind of shot directionless into the air. I am suggesting Pat actually shoots his work colleagues.

Pat Vegas
07-03-2017, 09:53 AM
Jesus wept - in the unlikely event that I would be leaving a drinks event early, i would just say "I'm going. Bye". Why must you make everything so complicated?

People insist I stay. I've had it all my life. I don't like it.

Burney
07-03-2017, 09:54 AM
He did a wee tumble also and kind of shot directionless into the air. I am suggesting Pat actually shoots his work colleagues.

I'd forgotten how much the crapness of that celebration used to amuse/irritate me. The infant school level forward roll was particularly funny. Didn't he adapt it at one stage to introduce a bow and arrow into the equation?

Luis Anaconda
07-03-2017, 09:55 AM
People insist I stay. I've had it all my life. I don't like it.

they are just being polite - they don't actually care

SWv2
07-03-2017, 09:56 AM
I'd forgotten how much the crapness of that celebration used to amuse/irritate me. The infant school level forward roll was particularly funny. Didn't he adapt it at one stage to introduce a bow and arrow into the equation?

I'm not sure about the bow and arrow bit, wouldn't rule it out though.

They do wee dances and everything now, it's a madness. The kids then copy them. My young fella scored a few weeks back and ran to the sideline and did the wee Ronaldo jump and thing. Looked a complete dick.

Pokster
07-03-2017, 10:30 AM
I'm not sure about the bow and arrow bit, wouldn't rule it out though.

They do wee dances and everything now, it's a madness. The kids then copy them. My young fella scored a few weeks back and ran to the sideline and did the wee Ronaldo jump and thing. Looked a complete dick.

My 6 yr old pulls his shirt up to his head to make his ears stick out then does a dabbing elf..... gawd knows where he got that from

Burney
07-03-2017, 10:33 AM
I'm not sure about the bow and arrow bit, wouldn't rule it out though.

They do wee dances and everything now, it's a madness. The kids then copy them. My young fella scored a few weeks back and ran to the sideline and did the wee Ronaldo jump and thing. Looked a complete dick.

Here you go. The daft fücker


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TUH8mi4Rfk

bbrian
07-03-2017, 11:16 AM
He did a wee tumble also and kind of shot directionless into the air. I am suggesting Pat actually shoots his work colleagues.

Wouldnt even make the news nowadays...especially over here . Fire away Pat