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Billy Goat Sverige
07-03-2017, 08:18 AM
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Luis Anaconda
07-03-2017, 08:19 AM
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:) I look forward to him starting on the bench against Leicester with Danny up front
Sir C
07-03-2017, 08:21 AM
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Important questions:
1. How old is he?
2. Does he have a kind face?
Billy Goat Sverige
07-03-2017, 08:23 AM
Important questions:
1. How old is he?
2. Does he have a kind face?
He just turned 26 and he has a kind (maybe even slightly homo?) face.
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Sir C
07-03-2017, 08:26 AM
He just turned 26 and he has a kind (maybe even slightly homo?) face.
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Fine. Just as long as he loses to nasal jewellry.
He''l probably pick up a knock in pre-season and spend a few months taped up. Then our season will unravel.
Tony C
07-03-2017, 08:56 AM
Wait a minute...back up for a second...TMO....flag on the play etc etc
WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT ON HIS NOSE??????
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The new Chamakh :bow:
Luis Anaconda
07-03-2017, 08:56 AM
He''l probably pick up a knock in pre-season and spend a few months taped up. Then our season will unravel.
Are you expecting to reel a few in with that?
Are you expecting to reel a few in with that?
A bit of a stretch, perhaps.
I might have to repeat the one about him being good for 90 minutes but then stops.
Billy Goat Sverige
07-03-2017, 09:03 AM
The new Chamakh :bow:
Bit harsh. He scored as many Ligue 1 goals in 2 seasons as Chamakh did during his 8 seasons at Bordeaux :hehe:
Bit harsh. He scored as many Ligue 1 goals in 2 seasons as Chamakh did during his 8 seasons at Bordeaux :hehe:
60m, blimey. How very un-Arsenal, or perversely how very Arsenal to stump up the mega bucks and land a player who some will still doubt as he is not one of the really big marquee forwards of Europe.
Now we flog that bearded mirror oaf to Everton or West Ham, there is 20m back. Then Alexis to City, just get it done as opposed to it dragging all summer.
Then enter Mahrez.
:-\
Billy Goat Sverige
07-03-2017, 09:19 AM
60m, blimey. How very un-Arsenal, or perversely how very Arsenal to stump up the mega bucks and land a player who some will still doubt as he is not one of the really big marquee forwards of Europe.
Now we flog that bearded mirror oaf to Everton or West Ham, there is 20m back. Then Alexis to City, just get it done as opposed to it dragging all summer.
Then enter Mahrez.
:-\
Wouldn't mind Mahrez, just to see if he can raise his level in a better team. Having said that i would hope he is the "replacement" and we still try and get Lemar.
-------------Lacazette-------------
Lemar----------Ozil--------Mahrez
That would probably just about make up for losing Alexis.
Now we flog that bearded mirror oaf to Everton or West Ham:-\
Farhad Moshiri splashing the cash?
Usmanov will **** off, wont he?
Wouldn't mind Mahrez, just to see if he can raise his level in a better team. Having said that i would hope he is the "replacement" and we still try and get Lemar.
-------------Lacazette-------------
Lemar----------Ozil--------Mahrez
That would probably just about make up for losing Alexis.
We are returning to a back four?
Billy Goat Sverige
07-03-2017, 09:32 AM
We are returning to a back four?
Well, if we sign Mahrez i don't see him playing in a 3-4-3. If we keep Alexis and sign Lemar or Mahrez i don't see how they all play in a 3-4-3.
Farhad Moshiri splashing the cash?
Usmanov will **** off, wont he?
Can’t see him running off yet, nothing to lose from staying put as his investment is sound financially and he is seen as innocent in whatever travails the club has.
We lose a few matches early in the season and the crowd will turn again on Wenger first and then the board / Stan.
Usmanov just sits back in his Russian mansion stroking his cat.
redgunamo
07-03-2017, 09:35 AM
We are returning to a back four?
No, that's just next season's injury list for November, December and January. You know what these foreigners are like; they blub and cry off when they realise they won't be getting their customary Winter break.
Tony C
07-03-2017, 10:17 AM
hoping it's a case of him wanting 2 top class 3-4-3s for the league and Europa league.
We won't win anything with a back 4.
A bit of a stretch, perhaps.
I might have to repeat the one about him being good for 90 minutes but then stops.
Come on AWIMB. I am a little bit disappoint that we haven't exhausted all the Lacazzete jokes. Especially as he will be a record signing. :cooper:
Burney
07-04-2017, 11:30 AM
Come on AWIMB. I am a little bit disappoint that we haven't exhausted all the Lacazzete jokes. Especially as he will be a record signing. :cooper:
Presumably, he scores a lot of tape-ins?
:-|
Presumably, he scores a lot of tape-ins?
:-|
Monty would be pleased with that one. You might want to rewind it though.
Burney
07-04-2017, 11:51 AM
Monty would be pleased with that one. You might want to rewind it though.
I'm still reeling from it.
Monty would be pleased with that one. You might want to rewind it though.
My main recollection of tapes was them being **** and getting stuck in the machine, then having to use a pencil to wind the ****ers back in.
I am not sure how I can translate this to a football analogy.
Tapes were ****. Lacazette will be ****?
I'm still reeling from it.
I'm presuming Alexandre likes to play it on the deck.
Pokster
07-04-2017, 12:14 PM
I'm presuming Alexandre likes to play it on the deck.
Our stylus will suit him
My main recollection of tapes was them being **** and getting stuck in the machine, then having to use a pencil to wind the ****ers back in.
I am not sure how I can translate this to a football analogy.
Tapes were ****. Lacazette will be ****?
Our season will unravel.
Our stylus will suit him
Are we extending to other audio formats? Let's hope he finds his groove.
Pokster
07-04-2017, 12:17 PM
Are we extending to other audio formats? Let's hope he finds his groove.
Well, as stated bfore, he will be our record signing.... about 45
Luis Anaconda
07-04-2017, 12:18 PM
Are we extending to other audio formats? Let's hope he finds his groove.
He'll probably miss the season with a slipped mini disc
Our season will unravel.
Oh I say, wd A.
He'll probably miss the season with a slipped mini disc
DAT's true. :nod:
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