Funniest name you've encountered so far today?

[Monty92]

Me? Regina Vant

[Sir C]

Me? Regina Vant

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

[Monty92]

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

I'm going to Grain Store tonight. The menu is massively off-putting until you realise the stupid ****s have written the dish descriptions back to front and only mentioned the 'meat' component at the end.

[Peter]

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?

Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)

[SWv2]

Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?

Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)

Here we go, casual racism. Oh it's okay, it's only the Paddies.

Remember the war is not over.

[Luis Anaconda]

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.
Would sir like a hazelnut encased in chocolate to help get over the experience?

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[Peter]

Here we go, casual racism. Oh it's okay, it's only the Paddies.

Remember the war is not over.

Everybody knows the war is over, everybody knows the good guys lost :D

I do apologise, I don't know what came over me.

[Sir C]

I'm going to Grain Store tonight. The menu is massively off-putting until you realise the stupid ****s have written the dish descriptions back to front and only mentioned the 'meat' component at the end.

The vegetables are the point of the place. You'll get a mere sniff of meat, if you're lucky. :-(

[Sir C]

Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?

Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)

I am expecting a summons from the FCO to explain myself at any moment. :-(

Haha, I miss Irish gags. "Dey want tree fellers but dere's only two of us!" :hehe:

[Peter]

I am expecting a summons from the FCO to explain myself at any moment. :-(

Haha, I miss Irish gags. "Dey want tree fellers but dere's only two of us!" :hehe:

Come on, what have you done?

I was described as surly and uncooperative by the Qatari embassy last year. Largely accurate I think.

Tree fellers is a classic. ;)

[Sir C]

Come on, what have you done?

I was described as surly and uncooperative by the Qatari embassy last year. Largely accurate I think.

Tree fellers is a classic. ;)

I've done nothing. I am entirely innocent. I am being persecuted without recourse to counsel. In short, I'm the victim here.

[Luis Anaconda]

I've done nothing. I am entirely innocent. I am being persecuted without recourse to counsel. In short, I'm the victim here.

Typical Irishman - pleading innocence :rolleyes:

[Sir C]

Typical Irishman - pleading innocence :rolleyes:

"Oi niver planted dem bombs sorr, oi did not."

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

Did the ambassador to that small island off Papua New Guinea shout at you in pidgin?

[Peter]

"Oi niver planted dem bombs sorr, oi did not."

You see, I made an innocent joke. You two have gone too far. :D

[Sir C]

You see, I made an innocent joke. You two have gone too far. :D

When was the last time a stand up started a gag, "So Paddy and Mick walked into a bar..."?

Ben Elton killed comedy. FACT.

[Peter]

When was the last time a stand up started a gag, "So Paddy and Mick walked into a bar..."?

Ben Elton killed comedy. FACT.

I didn't have you down as a fan of old school, racist stand up, Sir C.

It takes all sorts I spose...

[Sir C]

I didn't have you down as a fan of old school, racist stand up, Sir C.

It takes all sorts I spose...

I've got DVD collections of all the greats, p. Manning, Davidson, Jones. Classic bantz.

[Peter]

I've got DVD collections of all the greats, p. Manning, Davidson, Jones. Classic bantz.

We are still no closer to knowing why you are in the dock with the FCO.

Can you at least tell us which Ambassador it was?

[Sir C]

We are still no closer to knowing why you are in the dock with the FCO.

Can you at least tell us which Ambassador it was?

I can say no more. GCHQ are undoubtedly monitoring this thread. (Some bloke's car is a week late :rolleyes: )