BREAKING NEWS: Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says plan for independence

[Pat Vegas]

will be reset until after Brexit is complete.

errm what?

[Burney]

will be reset until after Brexit is complete.

errm what?

Translation: 'We have literally zero chance of winning a referendum now and losing again would pretty much kill off the debate for decades to come".

[Peter]

Translation: 'We have literally zero chance of winning a referendum now and losing again would pretty much kill off the debate for decades to come".

Focus on moaning about the amount of money Northern Ireland are getting.

[Burney]

Focus on moaning about the amount of money Northern Ireland are getting.

...whilst studiously ignoring the even larger bribes Scotland received prior to the last independence referendum.

[Peter]

...whilst studiously ignoring the even larger bribes Scotland received prior to the last independence referendum.

The reality is that granting a second referendum would open the floodgates to a second one on Brexit.

There is a lot to be said for moving on and shutting the **** up.

[Pat Vegas]

The reality is that granting a second referendum would open the floodgates to a second one on Brexit.

There is a lot to be said for moving on and shutting the **** up.

You can't do that, Then you have to have a 3rd as one says one thing and the other says another.

Good idea though. Keep having one until you get what you want.

[Peter]

You can't do that, Then you have to have a 3rd as one says one thing and the other says another.

Good idea though. Keep having one until you get what you want.

No, you have one (if that) and you accept the result.

****ing scots.

[Burney]

The reality is that granting a second referendum would open the floodgates to a second one on Brexit.

There is a lot to be said for moving on and shutting the **** up.

Absolutely. The failure to move on has been the most damaging thing about Brexit so far.

[Peter]

Absolutely. The failure to move on has been the most damaging thing about Brexit so far.

Well there is still a fair amount of anger, b. I know this because I saw a piece on the news where they visited a maternity yoga session in Stoke Newington to get a balanced view of how the UK is feeling ;)

[Ash]

Well there is still a fair amount of anger, b. I know this because I saw a piece on the news where they visited a maternity yoga session in Stoke Newington to get a balanced view of how the UK is feeling ;)

:hehe: :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

:hehe: :hehe:

Mr Ash you know about amplifiers and stuff.
I am getting some sort of interference from my pedal board to the amp. what's happening here? I am also sure I am getting electric shocks.

[Ash]

Mr Ash you know about amplifiers and stuff.
I am getting some sort of interference from my pedal board to the amp. what's happening here? I am also sure I am getting electric shocks.

Might be an earthing problem somewhere. Swap around all leads, guitars and pedals until you isolate. Or strip down to minimum and build up.

[Sir C]

Might be an earthing problem somewhere. Swap around all leads, guitars and pedals until you isolate. Or strip down to minimum and build up.

You want him playing the guitar naked?

Kinky man.

[Burney]

Mr Ash you know about amplifiers and stuff.
I am getting some sort of interference from my pedal board to the amp. what's happening here? I am also sure I am getting electric shocks.

This is some outrageous threadjacking, f. Mo will be well vex.

[Ash]

You want him playing the guitar naked?

Kinky man.

I did say minimum. He can keep his underpants on.

[Sir C]

I did say minimum. He can keep his underpants on.

I demand a picture of f giving it the full rock n roll hero pose wearing naught but a pair of baggy piss-stained, semen-ridden y-fronts.

[Pat Vegas]

I demand a picture of f giving it the full rock n roll hero pose wearing naught but a pair of baggy piss-stained, semen-ridden y-fronts.

I'll get on that. as I've trimmed down substantially.


I've also lost weight.

[Pat Vegas]

Might be an earthing problem somewhere. Swap around all leads, guitars and pedals until you isolate. Or strip down to minimum and build up.

:thumbup: I am now entering the exciting world of amps and different tones.
I thought I was imagining the electric shock feelings.

[Pat Vegas]

This is some outrageous threadjacking, f. Mo will be well vex.

I don't understand what he says anyway.
Can won jack their own thread?

[Burney]

:thumbup: I am now entering the exciting world of amps and different tones.
I thought I was imagining the electric shock feelings.

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

[Burney]

I don't understand what he says anyway.
Can won jack their own thread?

Clearly. You started off talking about Nicola Sturgeon and switched to guitar leads with no warning.

[Pat Vegas]

Clearly. You started off talking about Nicola Sturgeon and switched to guitar leads with no warning.

Maybe I could have my own thread I just add to each day.

[Sir C]

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

DC electrics is OK, but AC is a bit of a mind fúck. I only studied it from an aviation perspective, admittedly.

[Ash]

:thumbup: I am now entering the exciting world of amps and different tones.
I thought I was imagining the electric shock feelings.

It can happen. Once it was an earth wire within my guitar that came loose. You can even get shocks off a microphone if touching your strings with an earthing problem.

Cue Sir C: "Touching your strings, eh? Haven't heard them called that before."

[Sir C]

It can happen. Once it was an earth wire within my guitar that came loose. You can even get shocks off a microphone if touching your strings with an earthing problem.

Cue Sir C: "Touching your strings, eh? Haven't heard them called that before."

I beg your pardon? Are you accusing me of being some sort of cheap Finbar Saunders character?

[World's End Stella]

It's mad stuff, electricity, f. I'm not sure I really believe anyone who tells me they understand it.

It is nothing more than a flow of electrons from one spot t'another, Burney.

I have no comment on the other two topics which seem to be Pat playing guitar naked and a Scottish referendum.

Although it may be relevant to point out that while I do not condone violence against women, I would seriously enjoy slapping that lesbian looking, Jock dwarf bitch. Oh yes.

[Burney]

It is nothing more than a flow of electrons from one spot t'another, Burney.

I have no comment on the other two topics which seem to be Pat playing guitar naked and a Scottish referendum.

Although it may be relevant to point out that while I do not condone violence against women, I would seriously enjoy slapping that lesbian looking, Jock dwarf bitch. Oh yes.

Pfffft. How come it doesn't leak out of the sockets, then, eh? :judge:

I think Sir C wants to have angry sex with her. I can't keep track of who's on that list of his, though, to be honest. I think it's her, Jack Monroe and Polly Toynbee.

[Sir C]

Pfffft. How come it doesn't leak out of the sockets, then, eh? :judge:

I think Sir C wants to have angry sex with her. I can't keep track of who's on that list of his, though, to be honest. I think it's her, Jack Monroe and Polly Toynbee.

Jack Monroe's out, ever since she said that the hormone therapy was making her smell like a man.

Thank you for having my back yesterday, by the way. I came out of the hospital surprised to note that I was the subject of a mild twitter storm. A twitter squall, if you will. :hehe:

[World's End Stella]

Jack Monroe's out, ever since she said that the hormone therapy was making her smell like a man.

Thank you for having my back yesterday, by the way. I came out of the hospital surprised to note that I was the subject of a mild twitter storm. A twitter squall, if you will. :hehe:

Did it involve that commie pinko spineless bitch, Jorge?

[Ash]

Pfffft. How come it doesn't leak out of the sockets, then, eh? :judge:


Because air is a poor conductor. Unless you've got lighting which is really wierd stuff.

[Sir C]

Did it involve that commie pinko spineless bitch, Jorge?

:hehe: No, we assiduously avoid politics on twitter, j and I. It is as if we consider it sacred territory.

[Burney]

Jack Monroe's out, ever since she said that the hormone therapy was making her smell like a man.

Thank you for having my back yesterday, by the way. I came out of the hospital surprised to note that I was the subject of a mild twitter storm. A twitter squall, if you will. :hehe:

Oh, that's quite alright. For someone who purports to be nice and anti-bullying, she does like to encourage her simpering, lame-brained followers into a pile-on with anyone who disagrees with her.