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Sir C
06-21-2017, 02:27 PM
Driving speedboats at Lyminton. No one is expalining what speed boats have got to do with motor cars.

I just want to be at home. :-( Why can't I just be at home?

Ash
06-21-2017, 02:30 PM
Driving speedboats at Lyminton. No one is expalining what speed boats have got to do with motor cars.

I just want to be at home. :-( Why can't I just be at home?

Lyminton Spa?

You could pop in and visit Withnail.

Sir C
06-21-2017, 02:36 PM
Lyminton Spa?

You could pop in and visit Withnail.

Nah. South coast, innit. I should seek out Rich and dole out a few dry slaps for his failure to diagnose my shoulder issues.

Burney
06-21-2017, 02:39 PM
Driving speedboats at Lyminton. No one is expalining what speed boats have got to do with motor cars.

I just want to be at home. :-( Why can't I just be at home?

Are you de-wobblified yet?

Sir C
06-21-2017, 02:45 PM
Are you de-wobblified yet?

I have mildwobbleamelioration. Saw a specialist who said, "It will get better in time, it might take months, now quit malingering and fúck off." :-(

He did finsih amusingly, with the following. And I quote pretty much verbatim:

Him: Would you like an MRI to check whether you have a brain tumour?

Me: Why, do you think I might have a brain tumour?

Him (breezily): Oh, I don't expect so, no.

Me: Best not bother then.

Honestly. Doctors.