I see our man in Brussels, David Davis, has been advised

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

to keep grinning like a stupid ****. They will presumably get so sick of the sight of him they'll chuck us a few sops to see the back of him - or am I crediting our government with some kind of plan they don't actually have?

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

to keep grinning like a stupid ****. They will presumably get so sick of the sight of him they'll chuck us a few sops to see the back of him - or am I crediting our government with some kind of plan they don't actually have?

At least he now has a wooden stick to violently trash about, if irritated by the locals. I don't think there is any other plan than that.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

to keep grinning like a stupid ****. They will presumably get so sick of the sight of him they'll chuck us a few sops to see the back of him - or am I crediting our government with some kind of plan they don't actually have?

Mere mention of the word "plan" should be greeted with laughter. Not quite as much laughter as the phrase "strong and stable"