GLW away.

[Sir C]

I suppose there's no football on the telly?

Kebab. Shall I risk a kebab?

[Pat Vegas]

I suppose there's no football on the telly?

Kebab. Shall I risk a kebab?

:nod: it's too warm for cooking so let someone else do it.

[Ash]

I suppose there's no football on the telly?

Kebab. Shall I risk a kebab?

Some U21s kicking about if desperate. That Serge Gnabbry played quite well for Chermany last night.

[Pat Vegas]

Some U21s kicking about if desperate. That Serge Gnabbry played quite well for Chermany last night.

You forgot to log in as Mo.

[Pokster]

I suppose there's no football on the telly?

Kebab. Shall I risk a kebab?

Away! is she ever at home???

[Sir C]

Away! is she ever at home???

Consider being married to me. How often would you be home? :-(

[Sir C]

:nod: it's too warm for cooking so let someone else do it.

Large doner? Mixed? What about the self-loathing? :-(

[Sir C]

Some U21s kicking about if desperate. That Serge Gnabbry played quite well for Chermany last night.

U21s. Bit deviant?

I've got a whole series of cookery programmes recorded. Gok Wan cooksd chinese. Could be the thing.

[Pat Vegas]

Large doner? Mixed? What about the self-loathing? :-(

:nod: That's what I go for.

I did order something called 'cheese on chips' to go with it once :-( I felt quite ill after.

[SWv2]

I suppose there's no football on the telly?

Kebab. Shall I risk a kebab?

Confederations Cup.

Watched Chile last night then got bored and turned over.

[World's End Stella]

Large doner? Mixed? What about the self-loathing? :-(

What is a *mixed* large doner and how is it served?

[Sir C]

What is a *mixed* large doner and how is it served?

:nono: A 'mixed' si different to a large doner.

A mixed comprises two pitta breads, then a seperate box of doner, shish and kofte. There is enough greasy lamb for several fat men.

It should be considered a challenge by all right-thinking slobs.

[IUFG]

Large doner?

:nod: all day, every day.

You can buy 20kg kebab meat 'cone' for around £40.

The mark up on that!

I assume my local kebab shop throws theirs away at the end of every evening at that cost price :rolleyes:

[World's End Stella]

:nono: A 'mixed' si different to a large doner.

A mixed comprises two pitta breads, then a seperate box of doner, shish and kofte. There is enough greasy lamb for several fat men.

It should be considered a challenge by all right-thinking slobs.

Salad, garlic sauce, chilli sauce, the pickled chilli thingys?

[Sir C]

Salad, garlic sauce, chilli sauce, the pickled chilli thingys?

Certainly. One is not a monster.

Naturally one requests chef hold the red cabbage.

[World's End Stella]

Certainly. One is not a monster.

Naturally one requests chef hold the red cabbage.

You c*nt.

I want a kebab now. :-(

[Sir C]

You c*nt.

I want a kebab now. :-(

I like it when the meat juices soak into the pitta and you get a crispy bit off a slice of doner and wrap it in the soggy bread with some pickled chilli :eat:

[World's End Stella]

I like it when the meat juices soak into the pitta and you get a crispy bit off a slice of doner and wrap it in the soggy bread with some pickled chilli :eat:

When consuming a doner I always try to leave at least half the pita to the very end.

At which point it has soaked up garlic sauce, chilli sauce and lamb fat. I then eat it with the pickled chilli. :eat:

I really, really, really want a kebab now. :-(

[Sir C]

When consuming a doner I always try to leave at least half the pita to the very end.

At which point it has soaked up garlic sauce, chilli sauce and lamb fat. I then eat it with the pickled chilli. :eat:

I really, really, really want a kebab now. :-(

:shrug: Just tell Mrs Stella to pop out and get you one. Are you not master in your own house?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Are you a large doner to the Conservative Party?

[Burney]

Certainly. One is not a monster.

Naturally one requests chef hold the red cabbage.

The red cabbage and onion are the only worthwhile additions.

True story.

[Sir C]

The red cabbage and onion are the only worthwhile additions.

True story.

If you let them start piling the red cabbage on you end up with tons of it. Best nip their plan in the bud by refusing it altogether. Onion is essential.

You still Hungry?