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Herbette Chapman - aged 15
06-15-2017, 01:11 PM
jaws of death only to be pounced on by that big moose who would doubtlessly make you do it again til her photographer was satisfied with the shots.

And now comes the public inquiry to find out what happened. I can tell them what happened. The building regs only stipulate that the cladding should be "of limited combustibilty" which is carte blanche to use any cladding you like. And no need to ask if the cladding was flammable. It was profoundly flammable.

IUFG
06-15-2017, 01:22 PM
jaws of death only to be pounced on by that big moose who would doubtlessly make you do it again til her photographer was satisfied with the shots.

ugh! a Tottnumb fan hugging you :puke:

Pat Vegas
06-15-2017, 01:29 PM
ugh! a Tottnumb fan hugging you :puke:

Even worse. Adele hugging you :-(

eastgermanautos
06-15-2017, 04:29 PM
Even worse. Adele hugging you :-(

Big moose :hehe:

bbrian
06-15-2017, 09:16 PM
jaws of death only to be pounced on by that big moose who would doubtlessly make you do it again til her photographer was satisfied with the shots.

And now comes the public inquiry to find out what happened. I can tell them what happened. The building regs only stipulate that the cladding should be "of limited combustibilty" which is carte blanche to use any cladding you like. And no need to ask if the cladding was flammable. It was profoundly flammable.

Id bang her Herbs...and do a proper good job of it too . ...she might even write an album out of the experience

the splendor of antigone
06-15-2017, 11:57 PM
The worldwide communist Frankensteinian Computer-God Satanist lizards can put a man on the bleedin' moon, and turn men into men with tits (a massive feat for the dialectical self-movement of capital-P Progress and emancipation), but they still haven't found a way to bring out a monstrous ****ing blow-up bouncy castle for these kinds of situations? The absolute state of the world :shakehead:

Nightshift's as dead as ever, I see :yawn::wave:

bbrian
06-16-2017, 12:46 AM
The worldwide communist Frankensteinian Computer-God Satanist lizards can put a man on the bleedin' moon, and turn men into men with tits (a massive feat for the dialectical self-movement of capital-P Progress and emancipation), but they still haven't found a way to bring out a monstrous ****ing blow-up bouncy castle for these kinds of situations? The absolute state of the world :shakehead:

Nightshift's as dead as ever, I see :yawn::wave:

Hit a bouncy castle from 24 floors up and you'll end up on orbit!

the splendor of antigone
06-16-2017, 01:04 AM
Don't be a boring old pedant imo. Put some foam on top of the thing and viola, as the dyslexics say. :thumbup:

bbrian
06-16-2017, 01:11 AM
Don't be a boring old pedant imo. Put some foam on top of the thing and viola, as the dyslexics say. :thumbup:

I preferred Piers Morgans parachute idea imo...id try a waterslide thingy . Have some fun on way down

the splendor of antigone
06-16-2017, 01:46 AM
The times are a bit too delicate for that right now. I reckon there'd be a fair bit of a panic among the furriner-hating crowd, when burqa and tunic-clad Arab-looking people start raining down from above with chutes on their backs

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
06-16-2017, 06:00 AM
I preferred Piers Morgans parachute idea imo...id try a waterslide thingy . Have some fun on way down

I've had more fun with your mammy.