I'll tell you what would make me laugh until I dislocated a rib.

[Sir C]

Apparently that gobshíte Jess Philips could lose her seat. If that happened I would forgive May everything.

[Burney]

Apparently that gobshíte Jess Philips could lose her seat. If that happened I would forgive May everything.

She's one of those women whose perfume you suspect masks an oniony tang of body odour.

[Sir C]

She's one of those women whose perfume you suspect masks an oniony tang of body odour.

Imagine being married to the beast. It would be like living with a foghorn.

A foghorn with a Brummie accent.