Today I woke up to some truly horrific news

[Monty92]

The missus wants us to move to Margate :-(

[Pat Vegas]

The missus wants us to move to Margate :-(

I thought they are revamping it all. All the seaside crap and asylum seekers are being pushed out.

[Monty92]

I thought they are revamping it all. All the seaside crap and asylum seekers are being pushed out.

Yes, she's campaigning quite heavily on these grounds. She just sent me this

http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/why-are-all-the-london-hipsters-moving-to-margate-a3328276.html

[Sir C]

The missus wants us to move to Margate :-(

It's properly up and coming, allegedly.

It was, is and always will be a fúcking tip. And the Isle of Thanet smells of cabbages.

Whistsable's nice but would cost you lots more.

[Luis Anaconda]

The missus wants us to move to Margate :-(
Ace - you can sing this every night on the way home from work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kzpHzUJCd4

[Pat Vegas]

Yes, she's campaigning quite heavily on these grounds. She just sent me this

http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/why-are-all-the-london-hipsters-moving-to-margate-a3328276.html

I am always a bit wary of these things. But maybe it's nice to be a bit further away.

For example Edmonton is cheap as chips compared to the rest of the surrounding areas, I know if I actually go ahead and buy there it will backfire.

[Burney]

The missus wants us to move to Margate :-(

The problem is getting anywhere from there. You realise it's fûcking miles from anywhere, right?

Also, Tracy Emin comes from there. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

The problem is getting anywhere from there. You realise it's fûcking miles from anywhere, right?

Also, Tracy Emin comes from there. :-(

It's 40 mins away to the rest of Europe.

[Pokster]

It's properly up and coming, allegedly.

It was, is and always will be a fúcking tip. And the Isle of Thanet smells of cabbages.

Whistsable's nice but would cost you lots more.

Wouldn't Monty claim to live in Whitstable anyway?

[Sir C]

Wouldn't Monty claim to live in Whitstable anyway?

Honestly, I'd worry for his safety walking down the street in Margate. Some chav might stab him just for having a ridiculous nose.

[Monty92]

Honestly, I'd worry for his safety walking down the street in Margate. Some chav might stab him just for having a ridiculous nose.

Why is my nose "ridiculous"?

You're renowned for having an extremely large penís - is this also ridiculous?

[Sir C]

Why is my nose "ridiculous"?

You're renowned for having an extremely large penís - is this also ridiculous?

Actually I can't picture your hooter right now. Is it particularly large?

[Pokster]

Why is my nose "ridiculous"?

You're renowned for having an extremely large penís - is this also ridiculous?

:nono: You must have miss heard, someone said Sir C was a massive cock

[Monty92]

Actually I can't picture your hooter right now. Is it particularly large?

It's just a big heebie honker, what more can I say?

You get used to it and adapt your life accordingly, taking the necessary precautions such as making sure you don't turn around too quickly when in close proximity of other people

And your penís?

[Sir C]

It's just a big heebie honker, what more can I say?

You get used to it and adapt your life accordingly, taking the necessary precautions such as making sure you don't turn around too quickly when in close proximity of other people

And your penís?

Funnily enough, I remember back in the days when the organ in question had a sexual function, it was occasionally commented upon as being of pleasing stature. These days, of course, it is a shrivelled, dangling worm-like dead thing, through which a thin dribble of urine passes 8 or 9 times a night.

Still. Can't complain.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

The missus wants us to move to Margate :-(



By "us" I'm assuming she means her and the kids?