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Pat Vegas
06-05-2017, 03:09 PM
as it was one love and all that and we are all together.

I didn't see one asian/arab fella in the crowd.

Just a bunch of soppy white girls*

*quite a few weird looking people too

and the terrorists have already changed my way of life. they made me watch a crap concert.

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:13 PM
as it was one love and all that and we are all together.

I didn't see one asian fella in the crowd.

Just a bunch of soppy white girls*

*quite a few weird looking people too

To be fair, if an asian fella turning up on his own might have made a few people nervous - particularly if he brought a backpack.

From a brief glance, I thought the whole thing appeared to be wall to wall homos.

Pat Vegas
06-05-2017, 03:14 PM
To be fair, if an asian fella turning up on his own might have made a few people nervous - particularly if he brought a backpack.

From a brief glance, I thought the whole thing appeared to be wall to wall homos.

Nose rings seem popular again.

Sir C
06-05-2017, 03:15 PM
as it was one love and all that and we are all together.

I didn't see one asian/arab fella in the crowd.

Just a bunch of soppy white girls*

*quite a few weird looking people too

and the terrorists have already changed my way of life. they made me watch a crap concert.

I saw a few 15 year old lads singing along with Justin Bieber, and another one later on sobbing.

We have bred a generation of fágs. :-(

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:18 PM
I saw a few 15 year old lads singing along with Justin Bieber, and another one later on sobbing.

We have bred a generation of fágs. :-(

Even watching the bloody thing makes you a bit suspect in my book.

Did you blub? :-( You better not have blubbed.

Sir C
06-05-2017, 03:20 PM
Even watching the bloody thing makes you a bit suspect in my book.

Did you blub? :-( You better not have blubbed.

I ranted a fair bit about our children being brainwashed by this bizarre idea that they should respond to being attacked with 'love' rather than with 'righteous fúcking rage'. Otherwise I was reasonably calm.

Alright, of course I blubbed. A bit. When she cuddled the kid from the school choir :cry:

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:21 PM
Nose rings seem popular again.

I once had a girlfriend who turned up one evening with a nose ring. I think she expected me to say nice things. Instead, I ignored it until she brought it up, at which point I was rather less than complimentary.

The relationship didn't last long after that. Mind you, it's fair to say I may not always be the easiest chap with whom to be in a relationship. Ho-hum.

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:24 PM
I ranted a fair bit about our children being brainwashed by this bizarre idea that they should respond to being attacked with 'love' rather than with 'righteous fúcking rage'. Otherwise I was reasonably calm.

Alright, of course I blubbed. A bit. When she cuddled the kid from the school choir :cry:

Urgh! :puke:

I blame the 1960s. That was when the rot set in. Can you imagine saying to someone in 1955 that you intended to respond to being attacked with 'love'? People would have horsewhipped you (assuming you weren't a vicar or something and thus required by profession to come up with that sort of tosh).

Sir C
06-05-2017, 03:29 PM
Urgh! :puke:

I blame the 1960s. That was when the rot set in. Can you imagine saying to someone in 1955 that you intended to respond to being attacked with 'love'? People would have horsewhipped you (assuming you weren't a vicar or something and thus required by profession to come up with that sort of tosh).

Seriously though, what the fúck is this? We should be telling our young men to STAND AND FIGHT, not giving them an excuse to shirk their duty.

641

Ash
06-05-2017, 03:30 PM
Urgh! :puke:

I blame the 1960s. That was when the rot set in. Can you imagine saying to someone in 1955 that you intended to respond to being attacked with 'love'? People would have horsewhipped you (assuming you weren't a vicar or something and thus required by profession to come up with that sort of tosh).

Maybe you should blame Jesus Christ. :shrug: #turntheothercheek

Ash
06-05-2017, 03:31 PM
Seriously though, what the fúck is this? We should be telling our young men to STAND AND FIGHT, not giving them an excuse to shirk their duty.

641

They want civvies out of the way when they start shooting, I expect.

Sir C
06-05-2017, 03:35 PM
They want civvies out of the way when they start shooting, I expect.

:shrug: Friendly fire casualties are inevitable in any war, a. I'd rather our young men were moan down by coppers' bullets than see them emasculated, cowering in a cupboard whilst their womenfolk are being stabbed.

Better a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep, surely?

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:35 PM
Maybe you should blame Jesus Christ. :shrug: #turntheothercheek

Couldn't agree more. The man was a workshy hippy, a coward and a communist. What's more, I imagine he absolutely stank.

Nailing the bugger up was the right thing to do. Then we could have good chaps like St Paul and Holy Mother Church to reinterpret Christianity correctly without all the lefty nonsense.

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:36 PM
Seriously though, what the fúck is this? We should be telling our young men to STAND AND FIGHT, not giving them an excuse to shirk their duty.

641

Apparently, some Chineser went all Bruce Lee on them at one point. Unlike the films, however, they stabbed him up a treat and he ended up in Intensive Care. :-(

Sir C
06-05-2017, 03:38 PM
Apparently, some Chineser went all Bruce Lee on them at one point. Unlike the films, however, they stabbed him up a treat and he ended up in Intensive Care. :-(

wd mental chinaman. At least he'll be able to look at himself in the mirror without shuddering.

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:38 PM
:shrug: Friendly fire casualties are inevitable in any war, a. I'd rather our young men were moan down by coppers' bullets than see them emasculated, cowering in a cupboard whilst their womenfolk are being stabbed.

Better a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep, surely?

The police still managed to hit some poor chap in the head accidentally. He's fine, though, apparently. Not sure how you can get shot in the head and be fine, but there you go.

Ash
06-05-2017, 03:38 PM
Better a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep, surely?

Perhaps. Though sheep get to bum around on the fells all year nibbling grass tbf. Lions have to do a spot of work every now and again selecting the weakest antelope and so forth.

PSRB
06-05-2017, 03:38 PM
as it was one love and all that and we are all together.

I didn't see one asian/arab fella in the crowd.

Just a bunch of soppy white girls*

*quite a few weird looking people too

and the terrorists have already changed my way of life. they made me watch a crap concert.

I spent most of the concert astounded that young Ms. Grande was able to run and dance in those heels. Even with my limited knowledge of heels, they were very high!

Sir C
06-05-2017, 03:39 PM
The police still managed to hit some poor chap in the head accidentally. He's fine, though, apparently. Not sure how you can get shot in the head and be fine, but there you go.

8 coppers, 50 rounds. They weren't messing about, clearly.

Ash
06-05-2017, 03:39 PM
The police still managed to hit some poor chap in the head accidentally. He's fine, though, apparently. Not sure how you can get shot in the head and be fine, but there you go.

I has been wondering about that. Sounds odd to me. :sherlock:

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:39 PM
wd mental chinaman. At least he'll be able to look at himself in the mirror without shuddering.

Here he is. Geoff Ho.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-attack-borough-market-martial-arts-expert-journalist-bouncer-stabbed-terrorists-bridge-isis-a7772191.html

Viva Prat Vegas
06-05-2017, 03:41 PM
Perhaps. Though sheep get to bum around on the fells all year nibbling grass tbf. Lions have to do a spot of work every now and again selecting the weakest antelope and so forth.

Eating the occasional zookeeper

Burney
06-05-2017, 03:41 PM
8 coppers, 50 rounds. They weren't messing about, clearly.


That's only 6-7 rounds apiece. Two three-shot bursts each, basically. Hardly excessive.