I am going to win the Euromillions jackpot this evening.

[Pat Vegas]

Congratulation.

First purchase will to be buy Awimb.

[Sir C]

Congratulation.

First purchase will to be buy Awimb.

How much is the top prize in this competition, f? Is it a sum with which one might retire?

If so, where may I purchase an entry?

[Pat Vegas]

How much is the top prize in this competition, f? Is it a sum with which one might retire?

If so, where may I purchase an entry?

£133 million pounds Sir C. Do you think it will be enough?
You can buy online or at the cigarette counters at most supermarkets.

Nothing more annoying than wanting to buy some fags to have some scratchcard **** in front of me taking forever.

Lets say you found a low savings rate of 2% to keep it simple on that money. lets take off half for tax sake, after tax it means you could have £3677 to spend a day without ever having to use any of your monies.

[Sir C]

£133 million pounds Sir C. Do you think it will be enough?
You can buy online or at the cigarette counters at most supermarkets.

Nothing more annoying than wanting to buy some fags to have some scratchcard **** in front of me taking forever.

*gulp* I confess, such an amount would be a most welcome addition to the Charlie family coffers. Yes, Mrs Charlie would be comfortably kept in hats for some time to come. I may investigate the feasibility of investing in this game of chance.

[Pat Vegas]

*gulp* I confess, such an amount would be a most welcome addition to the Charlie family coffers. Yes, Mrs Charlie would be comfortably kept in hats for some time to come. I may investigate the feasibility of investing in this game of chance.

I don't normally buy tickets as I find the prize breakdown not very good. The top prizes are good but the lower amounts are rubbish and the odds are terrible of winning anything.

when I do play I have often won less than I had paid for the tickets.

[Sir C]

I don't normally buy tickets as I find the prize breakdown not very good. The top prizes are good but the lower amounts are rubbish and the odds are terrible of winning anything.

when I do play I have often won less than I had paid for the tickets.

So it is just like visiting the casino but without the need for black tie and no chance of being hassled by Ukrainian hookers? I must say, it sounds rather fun.

[Pat Vegas]

So it is just like visiting the casino but without the need for black tie and no chance of being hassled by Ukrainian hookers? I must say, it sounds rather fun.

But what if you win?
then you need to go out and find the Ukrainian hookers.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Congratulation.

First purchase will to be buy Awimb.

Can't even play it here. ****ing ****s.

[Pokster]

But what if you win?
then you need to go out and find the Ukrainian hookers.

If he wins i think The Ukranian hookers will find him

[Pat Vegas]

Can't even play it here. ****ing ****s.

I was reading this helpful advise if you happen to win the jackpot

"however. Having a 9-5 helps ground you in reality; not only does it provide you with some much-needed social interaction and routine, it also reminds you of the true value of money – something which, as a lottery winner, you can ill afford to lose sight of"

What a load of *******s :hehe: I'd finish up my notice period professionally though.
Why waste nearly 40 hours plus travelling to work a day when you have millions in the bank.

If I won an amount such as 1 or 2 million then I would continue to work.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I was reading this helpful advise if you happen to win the jackpot

"however. Having a 9-5 helps ground you in reality; not only does it provide you with some much-needed social interaction and routine, it also reminds you of the true value of money – something which, as a lottery winner, you can ill afford to lose sight of"

What a load of *******s :hehe: I'd finish up my notice period professionally though.
Why waste nearly 40 hours plus travelling to work a day when you have millions in the bank.

If I won an amount such as 1 or 2 million then I would continue to work.

Imagine the reaction of your colleagues when they find out you've won £130m but you tell them you'll carrying on working :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

Imagine the reaction of your colleagues when they find out you've won £130m but you tell them you'll carrying on working :hehe:

Maybe it would be funny for a while.

'how was your weekend? did you watch the Voice?' 'I only saw a few minutes of it......on my private jet' 'That's nice could I ask you something in private. my daugher is very sick.....' Ok goodbye.

[PSRB]

I was reading this helpful advise if you happen to win the jackpot

"however. Having a 9-5 helps ground you in reality; not only does it provide you with some much-needed social interaction and routine, it also reminds you of the true value of money – something which, as a lottery winner, you can ill afford to lose sight of"

What a load of *******s :hehe: I'd finish up my notice period professionally though.
Why waste nearly 40 hours plus travelling to work a day when you have millions in the bank.

If I won an amount such as 1 or 2 million then I would continue to work.

*******s to that, I just wouldn't turn up. I'd give them the courtesy of a call to say I'm not coming back

[bbrian]

Congratulation.

First purchase will to be buy Awimb.

You'd hardly need to win the lottery to buy Awimb Fash...just trade in one of your guitars . Or strings

[Pat Vegas]

*******s to that, I just wouldn't turn up. I'd give them the courtesy of a call to say I'm not coming back

I always thought I'd work my notice period at least. easy month.
Also I wouldn't tell anyone.