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eastgermanautos
06-02-2017, 12:43 PM
For the price of charging her phone in your laptop, she was willing to do unmentionable things.

:-D

Sir C
06-02-2017, 12:45 PM
For the price of charging her phone in your laptop, she was willing to do unmentionable things.

:-D

Your mum, I assume?

eastgermanautos
06-02-2017, 12:46 PM
Your mum, I assume?

Toofless old ma. :hehe:

IUFG
06-02-2017, 12:47 PM
Your mum, I assume?

he left himself wide open there, sc.

just like his mum.

Sir C
06-02-2017, 12:49 PM
he left himself wide open there, sc.

just like his mum.

We've gone two's up on his mum there i. Again.

IUFG
06-02-2017, 12:49 PM
We've gone two's up on his mum there i. Again.

a high five when changing ends?

eastgermanautos
06-02-2017, 12:50 PM
he left himself wide open there, sc.

just like his mum.

I will not defend my mum vs the slings and arrows. I will defend my large morning iced americano against the slings and arrows. Whether those be actual or metaphorical.

Sir C
06-02-2017, 12:55 PM
a high five when changing ends?

As long as I don't have to look at your winkie.

Sir C
06-02-2017, 12:56 PM
I will not defend my mum vs the slings and arrows. I will defend my large morning iced americano against the slings and arrows. Whether those be actual or metaphorical.

Are you in Europe again, e? You always go off the rails in Europe.

Don't they have ladies in Yewessay?

eastgermanautos
06-02-2017, 06:44 PM
Are you in Europe again, e? You always go off the rails in Europe.

Don't they have ladies in Yewessay?

I am. We have some rather favorable news for our movie. I am here trying to get certain deals over the line. Might be in the UK in a few days. Bring me to your fleshpots, Sir C!

eastgermanautos
06-02-2017, 06:50 PM
I am. We have some rather favorable news for our movie. I am here trying to get certain deals over the line. Might be in the UK in a few days. Bring me to your fleshpots, Sir C!

And, in terms of the ladies, it's not as easy as it appears. You have to be so squeaky-clean around our American Puritans. One does appreciate the saltiness of these Euro wenches.

barrybueno
06-02-2017, 08:42 PM
For the price of charging her phone in your laptop, she was willing to do unmentionable things.

:-D

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